…It’s such a sin.. I guess I was born, naturally born, bad 1-Delivery for, uh, Ed Wilson. 2-Well, what on Earth is it? 1-It’s beef, lady. Fifty pounds of beef. 2-Well, you just wait right there. I have to have a word with my husband. 3-Who are you? 2-Mickey. Who are you? 3-Mallary. 2-Well, they … Read more
(Abigail hides behind meat counter) MEAT COUNTER WOMAN: Um, can I help you? ABIGAIL: I’m hiding from my ex-husband. MEAT WOMAN: Who? Baldy over there? ABIGAIL: (nods) MEAT WOMAN: You stay as long as you want. (to Baldy) Can I help you sir? BALDY: Shut up. MEAT WOMAN: Girl, I can see why you left … Read more
–My whole life I wanted to be a cop. Ever since I was a kid watching Quincy on TV. –Quincy was a medical examiner. –You’re insane! –And you’re resisting arrest! 1) It’s not the first time I’ve been pulled over for DWB. 2) DWB? 1) Driving While Black. 1) Yo. Who’s the Planet-of-the-Apes-looking lady in … Read more