Movie Quotes from National Security: Quotes from the movie National Security

–My whole life I wanted to be a cop. Ever since I was a kid watching
Quincy on TV.
–Quincy was a medical examiner.

–You’re insane!
–And you’re resisting arrest!

1) It’s not the first time I’ve been pulled over for DWB. 2) DWB? 1) Driving While Black.

1) Yo. Who’s the Planet-of-the-Apes-looking lady in the dress? 2) That’s my father. 1) Handsome man.

1. Hey, it’s your buddies, Hank and Earl, and we got something you want. 2. I don’t know what you’re talkin about. 3. We’re talkin beer kegs, BI-OTCH!

1.(screams)GET OUTTA THE DAMN CAR! 2.(slaps him)Didn’t your mama teach you any manners?

According to the law you were assulting and battering like a hillbilly on his wife

According to the law you were assulting and battering me like a hillbilly on his wife

Ah, man, the brother’s in on it? He must’ve grown up in a white neighborhood. A gun? Scratch that, he’s a real brother, just getting screwed over with the rest of us.

All units. All units. All LA units. Oficer down.

Check me out.

Don’t be afraid to call 911.

earl what the problem is?

Earl: Hey who’s the planet of the apes lookin dude in the dress? Robert: Thats my father. Earl: Handsome Man.

Earl: So you the suspect man what you do? Heston: Doesn’t matter Earl: So you could of robbed a bank, mugged an old lady, said somethin about my mama! Heston: Just chase me smart mouth. Earl: Ok Mr.White Bank Robber.

Earl: There was a bumble bee present man and there was birds chriping, dogs barking, hell for all i know there was a chipmunk in the bushes humping a turnip.

Earl: Yeah you gotta be careful with those chipmunks they’ll hump anything


Earl? This ain’t turnin me on!

Hank: I WAS a real cop.

Hank: Now you can tell people I hit you!

Hank: Do you actually believe the crap that comes out of your mouth?
Earl: I’m not really sure until I’m finish talkin’.

Hank: This is a beer keg. It doesn’t make any sense.
Earl: It makes sensewhen you put together the pieces.
Hank: What pieces?
Earl: It’s obvious. The CIA, they’re smuggling alcohol into the inner city in an effort to further subjugate the black man.

Hey, man, this is boring.

I aint showin you a damn thing….ya nazi!

I am not your partner!

I don’t care about any goddamn computer chips. I just want the guy who killed Charlie.

I thought I shot you already. You’re a tough little monkey, aren’t you?

Is this a thong

Is this a thong?…IS THIS A THONG!?

Man, this slow-ass, damn Flintstone car, man. We might as well be paddling with our damn feet.

My partner has been hit!

NOW you can tell people I hit you.

Put him down…In a minute or two.

relax hank…i’m blessed

This is police brutality.

what the problem is

What the Problem is?

whew wheeeeew whew whew whew wheeeeew


You have something in your teeth.

you have the right to shut the hell up

You have the right to shut the hell up.

You just got out of jail, your girlfriend left you, and you’re making $184 a week. You know what you are, Hank? You’re a black man.


[Earl is trying to reach for the keys in his car and Hank is walking up to him]
Hank: Need some help?
Earl: Are you asking me if I need some help or am I stealing this car?
Hank: Are you stealing this car?
Earl: Does it look like I’m stealing this damn car?
Hank: A little bit.
Earl: Why cause I’m black? If you saw a white guy doing this you’d give him a reward.
Hank: Let me see your license.
Earl: I ain’t showin’ you a damn thing! This is my car and I didn’t do anything wrong. You owe me an apology.
Hank: You’re in dangerous grounds here bub, I’d be careful what comes out of your mouth next!
Earl: Oh, you want to hear what comes out of my mouth next, your… a… fucking… pig!

[Hank is mad at Earl]
Hank: You got something in your teeth.
Earl: Where here or here?
[Hank punches Earl]

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