Movie Quotes from Natural Born Killers: Quotes from the movie Natural Born Killers

…It’s such a sin.. I guess I was born, naturally born, bad

1-Delivery for, uh, Ed Wilson.
2-Well, what on Earth is it?
1-It’s beef, lady. Fifty pounds of beef.
2-Well, you just wait right there. I have to have a word with my husband.
3-Who are you?
2-Mickey. Who are you?
2-Well, they oughta change your name to beautiful. You a big…meat-eater, Mallary?
3-I could be.
2-Well, you don’t look to happy, Mallary. You wanna come with me for a ride?

1-Hi, dad. How was work?
2-What work? I’m unemployed? Where the fuck have you been?

1-I’m the only one here. I’m the only one here!
2-You’re forgetting something.
1-What’s that?
2-If I don’t kill you, what’s there to tell?

1-Mickey and Mallary have shocked a culture numb with violence. They know the difference between right and wrong…the just don’t care.
2-Mallary herself has said that she wants to kill you.
1-I don’t believe anything women tell me.

1-Now Ed…I don’t think you should talk like that in front of little Kevin.
2-Don’t think! You’re a fuckin’ idiot! What am I? The bad guy here? Did I ever ask you to fuck my friends! So, don’t tell me what to do! If it wasn’t for me, you’d still be slingin’ hash in that shithouse and fucking your boss!

1-Now, Ed, your doctor said, ‘no more meat.’
2-So what? I eat what I like. In this fucking house, you gotta pray after ya eat!
1-I just don’t want you to keel over right here on the table and die.
2-Oh, don’t cry. It turns me off.
1-I haven’t cried in fifteen years, and you still haven’t touched me.
2-What about him? Huh?
1-You were drunk and you thought you were in Malaries room; that’s how come we have Kevin.
3-What!? You mean, Malary’s my mom?
1-Well, I’m gonna tell him to bring it back. I don’t care what you do to me!
2-I’ll tell you what I’m gonna-
1-Look, Ed, there’s a note. What does it say?
2-Out with the meatman. Back before dawn. Love, Malary. Ooooh, that stupid bitch.
1-Look, Ed. They’re taking your car!
2-Ooooh, that meatman cocksucker. I broke her in and he nabbed her. I’ll fix his ass! Call the cops!

1-Oh, Malary. You look nice.
2-Yuck, she looks like *blah*.
3-What are you wearing? A broomstick and a trash bag? A few pounds lighter and you’ll be Miss Ethiopia. Why don’t you put some meat on ya, huh?
4-Now, (3), don’t you think you were a little hard on her?
3-I’ll show her a little tenderness after I eat…When I get up stairs, she won’t see my face for an hour.

1-Once upon a time, a woman came upon a sick snake. She brought it home and nursed it back to health. One day, the snake bit her on the cheek. As she lay dying, she asked the snake why he had done it. He said, ‘look, bitch, you knew I was a snake’

1-That’s a nice piece of ass, huh?
2-Her name’s…Mallary.
1-Call it what you want; I call it pussy.

1-Well, I’m goin’ now.
2-Where the fuck do ya think your going?
1-I’m going to the John Lee Hooker concert with Donna, I told you that yesterday!
2-First off, you don’t tell me nothing. You ask my permission. Secondly, you ain’t going out. You didn’t mow the yard!
1-That piece of shit lawnmower’s fucked!
2-Is that the way you talk in front of your mother!? Oooooh…you stupid bitch.

1-Where the fuck do ya think you’re goin’!
2-I’m goin’ out!!!!
1-You ain’t goin’ nowhere!
3-Hey, Jack! Mickey’s back! ::hits (1) in head with tireiron::
2-::jumps on (1)’s back:: Yaaaahhhhh!!! Yaaaaahhhh! ::helps (3) shove (1)’s head into fishtank:: He’s dying! He’s dying!…He’s dead!!
3-Now where’s the old bag?

1-Who you out fuckin’?
2-Your father!
1-You bitch

1-Why are you looking at her?
2-Well, honey, I just figured we could throw her into the mix…What?
1-Quit being so fucking cute!…You go fuck her!
2-Well, maybe I will!!

1-You got species killing other species…our species killing all species…and we just call it industry. You see, murder’s pure. Y’all the ones that made it evil.
2-Let’s cut the BS and get to the real. Why this purity you feel about killing. Why? damn it! Tell me, why!?

1.I’ve been waitin for you to say that for SOOO long…!
But we’re we’re gonna get married? 2.Here Mall, this is our church.

1: In this day and age, a man’s gotta have variety 2: Variety?! What you talking about variety?!

A few pounds lighter, and you’ll be Miss Ethiopia!

a moment of realisation is worth a thousand praires.

Aloha Chief, why don’t you set your sorry ass straight from that boobtube and give me some snake juice, pronto!

Are you flirting with me?

Batonga!,Batonga!,Batonga!,Batonga!, Live from Batongaville!

By the power invested in me as God of my world…

Can I help You?

Come on and get the big bad wolf

Do you have anything to say to your fans?………You ain’t seen nothin’ yet.

Eanie, meanie, minie, mo, catch a redneck by the toe. If he hollars, let him go. Eanie, meanie, minie, mo. My mom told me to pick the best one and you are it.

Eanie, meanie, minie, moe, catch a redneck by the toe. If he hollers, let him go. Eanie. meanie. minie, moe. My mom told me to pick the best one and …you…… are…… it!

Everybody got the demon in the sphere, o.k.? The demon lives in the sphere. It feeds on the biomass, collects,
processes, fabricates. It uses your weapons, your shields. Only the vicious survive. We’re all told we’re no good
pieces of nano from the time we could breed. After a while, you kinda become bad. But, you know, after Dawson, we
were gonna quit killing. The old clan took it outta us. I guess, Wayne, you just gotta hold that nano in your hands and
then everything becomes clear like it did to me that first time.

And, what’s that Mickey?

Heck man, I’m a natural born killer

Get some ecstacy and champagne, tonight I’ll shove a hot pepper up your ass.

Gimme some of them shrooms, mine ain’t kickin’ in yet.

He’s already dead, dickweed. You got shit. FIRE!!

How sexy am I now, fucker?!

how sexy am i now? how sexy am i now? flirty boy

I do. Til you and I die, and die, and die again. Til death do us part.

I guess I was born… naturally born.. bad

I hate you, you little asshole!!!!

i see angels, mickey. they’re comin’ down for us from heaven. and i see you ridin’ a big red horse …

I told you: if she calls again, say ‘Ming’s Dynasty. Can I help you?’

i’ll cut her tits off!!

I’ll give that key-lime pie its day in court

I’m a natural bor killer.

I’m going to the John Lee Hooker concert with Donna, I told you that yesterday!

I’m not really as bad as they say i am, i’m actually a really nice person!

I’m standing here on highway 666 running though towns like shiprock, sheeps springs and ending in gallop New Mexico. To some a beutiful strech of the american lanscape. But to Mickey and Malory Knots, who who are still at large, to has become a virtual candylane of murder and mayhem.

If I don’t kill you, what’s there to talk about?

If I was a serial killer, I’d be Mickey & Mallory.

It’s, um, whatcahmacallit…fate.

let it go let it go

Lets make a little music Colorado!

Love conquers demon

Mall, we live in the nineties, a man has to have a little bit of variaty, a man has to have choices. 2 Variaty? Hostages? You wanna f*ck some other women now, is that it?

MICKEY: How ’bout Manson?
WAYNE: Manson beat you.
MICKEY: Yeah, it’s pretty hard to beat the king

Mickey: Drop it!!
Cop drops donut
Mickey: The gun goddammit!!

natural born killers

Ohhhh that meat man cocksucker

only love can kill a demon

Only love can kill a demon, that’s why I knew that Mallory was my salvation, she was teaching me to love.

Repetition works, David. Do you think all of those zombies out there in T.V. land really give a shit? It’s like junkfood for the brain. Pop. Filler.

So, if your ass is in this house, it’s my ass. Now, you go upstairs and you take a shower. And you make sure it’s a good shower. Cuz, I’m comin’ up after…to find out how clean ya are!

That is the worst damn head I ever got, next time don’t be so fuckin eager

That’s right Cochese, go get yourself some fried bread…

The whole world’s comin’ to an end, Mal
I see angels Mickey. They’re coming down for us from heaven, and I see you ridin’ a big red horse. And I see the future – there’s no death, cause you and I we’re angels…
I love you Mal.
I know you do, baby.

there’re gonna take some lead, alot of lead, jack!!!!!!!!!!

We got a riot in the reckroom in b wing

We’ll die, we’ll really be free

We’re not killing anybody on our wedding day.

You make every day feel like kindergarten.

You never did nothing!

You see, the media’s like the weather…only man-made.

You’ll end up peddling your ass, ya stupid bitch!

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