*Cletus farts loudly* Grandma: Who there called my name? Anything I can get you? Juice? Coffee? Rack of Lamb? Big, small, medium, midgets. Your sposed to have all that! Buddy:Hey I’ve heard of dreadlocks, but shit locks? Get rid of that shit. Can I get you anything? Juice? Coffee? Rack of lamb? Carla: You are … Read more
1) Oh, did I tell you the news? Leon got one of them penis pumps. 2) Penis pump?! What he do with it? 1) I don’t know. Supposed to pump it up or somethin’. 3) Do it work? 1) Just on the tip. Man, that thing look like a portabella mushroom! 1) This is some … Read more
I am a good citizen who is aware of his responsibilities I dont know how you can read with all this row going on Keith Keith, do we have to stick to the schedule? Keith, now I’m not going to go on any more walks with you until you apologise to Ray Kiss Prudence You’re … Read more