*Cletus farts loudly*
Grandma: Who there called my name?
Anything I can get you? Juice? Coffee? Rack of Lamb?
Big, small, medium, midgets. Your sposed to have all that!
Buddy:Hey I’ve heard of dreadlocks, but shit locks? Get rid of that shit.
Can I get you anything? Juice? Coffee? Rack of lamb?
Carla: You are one sick twisted FREAK!!
Cmon Cledus Cmon!
Come on, Cledus! Come on! You’ll be walkin’ over, but limpin’ back…I’ll put this butter knife in the crack of your ass!
Dean: We’ve lost so much money, RED is our school color!
Excuse me sweetheart. I don’t recall dismissing you.
finger food?I paid one hundred dollars for finger food?I can go down to subway and get a sandwich for three dollars that’ll fill me up
Fire Water Burn.
GRANDMA KLUMP: ONE DAY I GOT OUT THE SHOWER AND I BENT OVER TO REACH FOR A TOWEL AND I HEARD ZIP CRACK UPAROUND MY BACK AN DOWN MY SPINE I THAUGHT OH LORDI THAUGHT I WAS DYIN’ AND I LOOK OVER AND REAIZED I WAS STANDING ON MY OWN TITI
He’s so fat he wears a red shirt and all the kids go ‘Hey! Kool-aid!’ What would you do for a Klondike bar! I guess we know what’s eating Gilbert Grape, now don’t we?!
I am going to kill you, and that’s not a euphamism. I am going to wrap my hands around your neck and cut off your air supply until you pass away.
I feel good.
I got one hand on it.
I had two titties, now I have six. It’s multiplication.
I hate being called hamster boy!!!
I hope you fart till your asshole falls out!
I know a good church down there on Main Street, but they won’t marry you if you’re a lesbian.
I will throw this to the crack of your butt
It ain’t over ’til the fat professor sings!
Klump: that fraud, that hack, that no-talent! No,sir! This is the man behind Klump’s work, the real genius! I give you Professor Buddy Love!
Mrs. Klump: you know I saw something on tv today about getting your colon cleansed, I’m thinking about making me an appointment to get my colon cleansed you shuold too clevis.
Mr. Klump: I dont want nobody puttin no tubes up my ass so i cant break wind
Mrs. Klump: nobody said nothin about puttin no tubes up nobodys ass
Mr. Klump: well what do you think a colon cleansin is you run ya asshole by the carwash
My dick! I can see my dick!
Oh please Mr. Bar Room brawler…don’t hurt me or anything like that.
POP goes the weasel cause the weasel say pop!
Professor Kelp: Well, don’t just do something. Sit there.
Professor! We have to get to the lab right away!
Professor!!!!If you’re in there, and you can hear me: COME OUT! Professor, listen to me, the testosterone levels are way too high. You can’t control him!
Reggie: What is a wave, exactly?
Spandex… all spandex!!!
The best things in life are free and I’m one of the best things.
Well, Richmond, where’s your Professor Buddy Love?
WHHHHHHHHOOOOOOO! It’s a full moon tonight!
who did the grandmother say made her moist, while she was sitting at the dinner table
Whooooooooo, Reggie, I’ve heard of dreadlocks, but shitlocks?
Women be shoppin’!!
Yes i can! Yes I can! Yes I can! Yes I can!
Yes, actually, Stella. What’s right is right. Let’s split.
You get all built up for thirty five yeeears of wantin and wantin WHOA,Make ya head blow off.
You want your colon cleansed? Fine, I’m gonna clean mine… (breaks wind loudly)… there, my colon’s cleaned, I’m talkin squeaky clean!
You’re a silly bird…with a big mouth!
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