–Why do people drink when you feel so awful the morning after? –Maybe because it feels so good the night before. And remember, the powder room is in the park. Hey, who’s the mouse with the built? I could write a book. That’s the trouble with you nightclub entertainers. You’re all alike. You think you … Read more
A million miles away behind the door. All those in favor of bringing prostitution to this camp, say Aye! Best things. Gold Fever. Hand me down that can of beans. Have you ever read the Bible? Yes, Ma’am Didn’t that cure your thirst for drinking? No, it cured my thirst for reading. I give you … Read more
11% of all household accidents involve ladders… and 3 percent involve trees, we are talking a 14 percent probability… can’t argue with stactistics dad… 1] It’s in the middle, by a waterfall! 2] No, east, by some broccoli! 3] Give me that…west by a tree! evil demons… wicked demons It’s a library card. oh! My … Read more