…there’s 2 types of people in this world, my type of people, and assholes! 1)What’s wrong with her? 2)Ain’t nothing wrong with her. It’s just my grandma. A mailman, what kinda shit is that?!? could you give us some of your political beliefs? Kill everyone now! Condone 1st degree murder. Advocate cannibalism. Eat shit ! … Read more
–Officer, arrest this man. He’s taking me up to his apartment. –Well, I can’t say that I blame him, Miss. –Well, what am I missing? –If you have to ask, you’re missing it. 1)I do hate to interrupt, but would you mind hanging up, please? 2)Who’s that? 3)The other half of my party line. Just … Read more
Kate: This is my Nick. Sam: I’m her Sam. Rita: I want a grandchild. Kate: Well, Ma, you’ll be happy to know that I am looking into having some eggs frozen. Rita: Wonderful. I can tell everyone I’m having a grandsicle. I like men, men like me…but then somewhere in the last year or so, … Read more