#1:what did you say? #2: I didn’t say anything #1: you didn’t say stop the car, i’m begging you please stop the car? –I’m glad he’s pushing up daisies. –He is not pushing up daisies. He is dead. –It’s an idiom. –You, sir, are the idiom. –You are a constant and desirable contradiction. –Oh, I … Read more
#1- Does your dog bite? #2- No. (Dog bites man as he attempts to pet it) #1- I thought you said your dog does not bite! #2- That is not my dog. #1- Does your dog bite? #2- No. @1- Nice doggie, (Dog bites man as he attempts to pet it) #1- I thought you … Read more
Teacher: If you don’t eat your meat, you can’t have any pudding! How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat! All in all, it’s just another brick in the wall! I’m going to be OK! Is there anybody out there??? It was just before dawn, one miserable morning in black ’44, … Read more