(1) A genuine hamburger for the gentleman. I’m buying. (2) Gee, thanks. (3) Who’s paying? (1) I’m buying, he’s paying. …plus one sunflower embarassing the tax collector tax. Ah ha, let’s see here, that’ll be twenty-five cent docking tax. And I got alot of muscles, and I only have one eye,and I never hurts nobodies … Read more
…and now the new one by Pootie Tang called . 1)Pootie, do you have any girlfriends at school? 2)Aww Mommadee, there’s a sine tibbity in a taxy. She’s a cole tony. (SMACK!) Don’t you talk dirty to your momma, boy! As he grew, everyone noticed something funny about the way Pootie would talk. It baffled … Read more
(1) Even if you win you can’t win. (2) What do you mean ‘even if I win I can’t win’? What’s that suppose to mean? I don’t understand (1) Yo, where’s Tang? (2) Uh, the last time I saw him he was adopted by a twelve year old boy (Johnny)so let me get this straight … Read more