Movie Quotes from Pootie Tang: Quotes from the movie Pootie Tang

…and now the new one by Pootie Tang called .

1)Pootie, do you have any girlfriends at school? 2)Aww Mommadee, there’s a sine tibbity in a taxy. She’s a cole tony.
(SMACK!) Don’t you talk dirty to your momma, boy!

As he grew, everyone noticed something funny about the way Pootie would talk. It baffled everyone: Doctors, Scientists.
Let me break it down to you like this: Pootie Tang is, was, and always will be…..Too cool for words.

As long as you’ve got right on your side, you could whoop anyone’s ass with just that belt.

chocolate coated dick! wang bloody chung sweet dudes!!! and a craaachaaaa jaaaypeeee to you walter kronkite.

Cole me down on the panty stye

Dirty Dee still dirty cuz he Dirty Dee damn it!

Dirty Dee: Get that Pootie!!!!

Dirty Dee: Pootie Tang! I come to call you out, maggoty eatin’ BITCH!
Pootie Tang: Ain’t come one, but many tine tanies!

Excuse me! while your working, mark has an announcement to make… HEY!!!! On your knees and let me blow my stack in you… JA-AMES!!! she’s good.. i’ve used her before.
your the bandit and i’m the classroom sher-riff. BANG BANG!!!
there are 4 people in this class.. you, you, you and others!! and theres still one galoo-ooon laughing.
YOUR HOT?!?! i have to wear a tie.. and pa-ants. LOOK AT MEEEEEEEE!!!

Get up on outta here. He don’t want none of your mess.

i just sharted

I know I brought you up tough, but that’s because I love you. It’s a tough world out there, Pootie.
You’ve got drugs….crime….gorillas.

I know you loves the ladies, and lord knows the ladies loves you. Don’t let the ladies come between you and the belt.

ill sa yah pitty on deh runny kind

Ima cry to tha pootsta Ima cry to tha pootsta

Pootie Tang will draw you a picture of how he gonna kick your ass, then mail it to you ten days in advance. The picture gets there right? You’re goin’, What the hell is this? and then Pootie Tang knocks on your door, probably kicks your ass and you still won’t know what happened to you!

Pootie Tang: Sa Da Ta
biggie shorty: Sa Da Ta my ass!!

POOTIE TOO GOOD!!!!!!!!!! POOTIE TOO GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pootie will whoop your ass so bad, you could write it off on your taxes! You got, right here: Ass whoopin number one. Ass whoopin number two. Oh, this right here, you can’t write this off, that’s just getting beat up.

Sa da tey.

sha da tay on the runnikind

tippy ta on my clemadies,

Two weeks later, another terrible tragedy. His father was fatally injured at the steel mill.
It was incredible, only the third time a man had been mauled by a gorilla at that same steel mill.


We didn’t always know what he was saying, but we always knew what he meant.

Well, what Daddy Tang forgot to tell Pootie was about is only weakness: Hos. Even Pootie Tang’s belt was no match for Irene.
You can’t beat a ho with a belt, they like that shit!

Yeah, he had that affect on people. Especially on the ladies. Not girls. Grown ass women.

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