-I wish I were creative. -You are. You’re great at creating difficult situations. -She wants me to marry her. -That’s normal. -I don’t want to. -That’s abnormal. -Why does a man leave his house three times on a rainy night and come back three times? -Maybe he likes the way his wife welcomes him home. … Read more
…don’t talk to her like that, she’s not a child…We’ll she married one! 1)Did he dazzle you with his extensive knowledge of mineral water or was it his in depth analysis of marky mark that justified sleeping with a cheesehead yuppy? 2)He’s not a cheesehead yuppy. 1) He’s the reason cliff’s notes were invented. 1)I … Read more
–You want the good news first or the bad news? –Give me the bad news. –There’s no way out of here alive. –What’s the good news? –Doesn’t look as if we’re going to be here for long. Bob: do they want anything with the water? Nick: like what? Bob: I don’t know, crakers or something? … Read more