1) Hello. Who is this? 2) This is Big Fat Bernie Gayle Jr. 1) Well hello Little Big Fat. Could you put Big Fat Bernie Gayle Sr. on the phone? 2) Dad, phone! 3) No yelling in the house Bernard! 1) I set her up on a date with Veil Chop once. 2)I put my … Read more
#1- Go ahead. Say it. #2- You don’t deserve her. #1- I don’t. I know that. But I need her. And I don’t need anything. #1- I’ll drive you home. #2- I’m flying home. (in a letter) Don’t invite David to the funeral, he probably wouldn’t cry. 1) Has he asked for anyone? 2) Bert … Read more
–No rolls? –You only roll in John Woo movies, not real life. –So why’d you pick me? –To piss off the captain. –You wanna join S.W.A.T.? –No, I just like applying all the time. 1:How can you trust a man who won’t eat a good ol’ fashioned American hotdog? 2:(says mockingly)He’s a vegetarian. 70 David … Read more