Movie Quotes from S.W.A.T.: Quotes from the movie S.W.A.T.
–You only roll in John Woo movies, not real life.
–So why’d you pick me?
–To piss off the captain.
–You wanna join S.W.A.T.?
–No, I just like applying all the time.
1:How can you trust a man who won’t eat a good ol’ fashioned American hotdog? 2:(says mockingly)He’s a vegetarian.
70 David is still out of radio contact. FULLER: God damnit Hondo where the Hell are you?
and you shot a hostage. Jesus Brian
Boxer: I just want to know what you did to my little sister.
Street: She’s 28, Boxer, okay? And she’s not so little, trust me.
McCabe: [laughing] Oh no, you didn’t…
Chris: You wanna come to my house?
Street: That was easy.
Chris: My kid’s having a birthday party tomorrow.
Do you know that’s eternal damnation you’re guzzling?
Fuck you…and SWAT!
HONDO: 114 We are code 4 at Hollywood and Wilcox… 114 We are code 6 at Hollywood and Wilcox
Hondo: This is where watching ‘World’s Most Dangerous Police Chases’ comes in handy.
Hondo: You know what they say, you’re either SWAT or you’re not.
Hondo: You wanna join S.W.A.T?
Chris: No. I just like applying all the time.
HONDO: You’re here early. STREET: Traffic was lighter than usual. HONDO: Streets must have been damn near empty.
How the hell am I supossed to trust a man who won’t eat a good old fasioned American hotdog?———-He’s a vegitarian.
I didn’t know that saving lives was a god damned stunt!
I will give one hundred million dollars to whoever gets me out of here!…………ONE HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS!
Is this a game or a test? Could be a bit of both. Im a little old for games.
LL cool J: put it on the black markit and will drop it like a shot gun
LL cool j: this movie is so gay, why did i sign up. michele rodriguez: herb speer from 16 betty lane,gibsonia , PA 15044 is real gay, send him pics of your dicks
McCabe: No rolls?
Hondo: You only roll in John Woo movies, not real life.
McCabe: This was supposed to be a simple smash and grab. Nobody was supposed to get hurt! Boxer was my friend!
Brian Gamble: He was my friend too, TJ!
Alex Montel: Stop crying, you can buy new friends.
Sometimes doing the right thing isnt always the right thing.
Street(to Gamble): This your girlfriend? cute… Gamble’s Friend: No, but you can be my bitch Street: Really!
STREET: I know another way in. Theres an elevator right here where they bring up the service carts. Theres a mechanics access right here. HONDO: How many men can we fit in there? STREET: Men? None. HONDO: Allright. Work it out.
Street: I thought you said you couldn’t drive? Hoodah: I never said i couldn’t, i said i didn’t like to…i always get into accidents
Street: So why’d you pick me?
Hondo: To piss off the captain.
Street: Your sure in love with that pop their john John: Mmm..don’t tell my wife Street: Why is she a Mr. Pibb fan? John: No, when i got married to her i converted to mormonism, we’re not supposed to drink or eat anything that alters our state of mind– we treat our bodies with respect Street: And i treat mine like an amusement park, its the diffirences that make this country great
Street: [to McCabe] Looks like you’re not the prettiest one on S.W.A.T. anymore
tell daddy how you want it!
This is what its come down to? Busting down doors with JLo?
Too bad you’re not a terrorist.
You disobeyed the Hold! You disobeyed the Hold! You made the decision yourself. and you shot a hostage, jesus brian! wow you sound a lot like Fuller.
You know what they say: You’re either S.W.A.T. or you’re not.
[About Boxer’s mustache]
Boxer: Your mother likes it.
Street: So does your sister.
[To Captain Fuller]
Hondo: Too bad you’re not a terrorist.
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