1. I cant just go down there, she’ll be able to identify me. 2. That’s why your going to wear this.(holds up chicken suit) 1. Then what am i going to wear to work? 2. Your work clothes! 1. But tomorrow’s casual Friday! #1)wheres the bathroom? #2) we don’t use the bathroom we use the … Read more
1#: Only thing is, sometimes she’d come home early, and I’d pretend to be asleep 2#: Who, your mom? 1#: Yeah. She’d stand in the doorway looking at me… and I’d just keep my eyes shut. And I knew she just wanted to find out about my day – that she came home early… just … Read more
1:You really are a crap gardener, Name. 2:Well, what do I know about plants? I’m from Glasgow. Draw, spliff, puff, shit, call it what you will, but it’s my belief that it is the door to enlightenment. And now, the acid test… (he clicks the lighter, lights up, enhales) …Jesus! I’ll give ya 60 quid … Read more