1: Been more’n a year since I had anything twixt my nethers didn’t run on batteries! 2: I don’t want to hear that! 3: I could stand to hear a little more. 1: Do you know what your sin is? 2: Oh, I’m a big fan of all seven… but right now, I’m gonna have … Read more
(Taxi driver):I am not a bloody psychic! 1 how do i look 2 like a jackass 1) You are the shit. 2) That’s me…the shit. 1)Favorite sexual position? 2)(falls on ice) 1)Really? That’s mine too. 1- I hope you enjoy the gloves you bought yourself. 2- Oh, I will, I usually enjoy my own thoughtfulness. … Read more
–We all make mistakes. –You specialize in them. 1) You’re making it a bit too obvious, you know, that you hate the very sight of me. 2) The very sight of you is perhaps the one thing about you I don’t hate. And what do I know of morals and ethics? Only what I read … Read more