1: Been more’n a year since I had anything twixt my nethers didn’t run on batteries!
2: I don’t want to hear that!
3: I could stand to hear a little more.
1: Do you know what your sin is?
2: Oh, I’m a big fan of all seven… but right now, I’m gonna have to go with wrath.
1: Do you wanna run this ship!?
1: Oh…Well, you can’t!
1: This is gonna get pretty interesting.
2: Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Define ‘interesting’.
1: …Oh, God, oh, God, we’re all gonna die?
1:How much ammo is left!? 2:Three mags and my swinging cod!
Bullet to the brain, bam, squish
Can we start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90 pound girl? Because that’s *never* getting old.
Can’t stop the signal
Captain Reynolds. I’m amazed you made it this far. And in that outfit.
Dear Buddha, I wanna a pony and a plastic rocket.
Do you know that girl? I really dont…
Fruity Oaty Bars! Make a man out of a mouse! Fruity Oaty Bars! Make you bust out of your blouse! Eat them all the time! Let them blow your mind… ohh! Fruity Oaty Bars!
Hell, I’ll kill a man in a fair fight or if I think he’s gonna start a fair fight or if he bothers me or if there’s a woman or if I’m gettin paid, mostly only when I’m gettin paid.
I am a leaf on the wind…watch how I soar.
I don’t wanna explode!
I start fighting a war, i gaurantee you’ll see something new.
I’ll kill a man in a fair fight…………or if I think he’s fixin’ to start one.
Iâ€™m taking your sister under my protection here. If anything happens to her, anything at all, I swear to you, I will get very choked up. Honestly, there could be tears.
If your quary goes to ground, leave no ground to go to.
Im a leaf on the wind. Watch how i soar!
J: Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don’t you think?
J: I won’t get eaten! You shoot me if they take me!
J: Well, don’t shoot me first!
Let’s be bad guys.
M: I’ve staked my crew’s life on the theory that you’re a person, actual and whole, and if I’m wrong, you’d best shoot me now…
M: Or, we could talk some more.
S: If there’s any fighting, you fall down or run away. It’s okay to leave them to die.
S: Eta Kooram Nah Smech!
She is starting to damage my calm.
That is a trap. I offer money, you’ll play the man of honor and take umbrage; I ask you to do what is right and you’ll play the brigand. I have no stomach for games.
This is the captain speaking. We’re having some trouble with our clearance so we may experience some turbulence…. and then, explode.
Y’all got on this boat for different reasons,
but you’ve all come to the same place.
So now I’m asking more of you than I have before.
Sure as I know anything, I know this: I aim to misbehave.
Yes, I have read a poem. Try not to faint.
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