I have a masters in manipulation from the University of Bilko. 1) Speaking of Doberman, can I please have another roommate? 2) …What’s the matter with Doberman? 1) He wet the bed! 2) Oh, well, every once and awhile… 1) No, he did it from across the room. 1)Ernie you got Popperellie to dress in … Read more
Don: I fucked Jackie. Dirty cow. During what we were doing, she tried to stick her finger up my bum. I nearly hit the roof, you can imagine. I mean, what have you got to think of a woman who’d want to do that? Don: Shut up, cunt. You louse. You got some fuckin’ neck … Read more
–Don’t you ever stop asking questions? –No, I never stop. –Have you come for me? –I have been walking by your side for a long time. –Wait a moment. –That’s what they all say. I grant no reprieves. –Who are you? –I am Death. –You drew black! –Very appropriate. Don’t you think so? Faith is … Read more