-Happy is the fleeting hope of youth. -Who said that? -Me. I’m gonna take the streets, Richie. -Good for you counselor. Me, too. -You know what this is? -It’s a gun! It’s a gun! I met the love of my life once. Only I killed her dog before I got a chance to tell her. … Read more
Well,don’t play hard to get honey,you might miss something. (1)they’re saving themselves for their wedding night…..(2)yeah so Harley can spring it on Carson that he doesnt have a tallywhacker!!! (1)You’ll marry Bullwinkle and have three kids. At least I won’t be an old maid. (2)If I’m not engaged by the time I’m 20, I’m going … Read more
$42000? I know guys that’d take out an entire zipcode for that kind of money. –Harlem cats? –How the hell should I know? Everyone looks the same to me. –Have a chair, John. –I don’t like your chair. –What do I look like? Some kind of klutz? –Don’t ask and I won’t tell you. –You … Read more