-My ex and I were on the rocks. And my marriage counselor said I needed to take up a hobby. -How come you never got good at it? -Well, it’s kind of like you and police work. I never took it that seriously. -This is your house? -No, this is my batcave. There’s a tunnel … Read more
$50? You got no self esteem, baby. You are one fantastic fuck! ‘Aww… come on Nomi… you can show off your nails… they’ll all be so jealous. 1. Do you like Crystal? 2. I like a lot of champagnes, but I always stick to champagne. An M.B.A. is a degree you pick up in college. … Read more
Can’t help lovin’ dat man. Everything can be temporary…except us. Hap———–PY New Year! I gets weary, and sick of tryin’. I’m tired of livin’, and scared of dyin’! I might fall back on you. It’s Saturday night forever! Madam, your courtesy is only exceeded by your charm. Pride is smaller than kindness. Whatever happens, Nollie, … Read more