–You always have to push things to their limit, don’t you? –That’s what I do best, Frank. …and I hold in my hand a directive from the Office of the President of the United States of America. It reads: Effective immediately, the Air Force’s formal involvement in outer atmosphere testing and exploration is hereby terminated. … Read more
1: Goddamn it, where’s the highway? It’s been hours. 2: Probably right up ahead here. Can’t be too far. 1: Yeah, right. Used to run right through here. Those ecology boys must have moved it. 1: Well, tell me, how you like being in the Louisiana National Guard all of a sudden. 2: I don’t, … Read more
Haven’t you heard of the Emancipation Proclamation? I don’t listen to hip-hop. There’s no such thing as stupid questions. Just stupid people who ask them #1 Did you bring the flash light, #2 yes, #1 and the rope, #2 yes, #1 and the butfor, #2 whats a Butfor, #1 For pooping silly. (Cartman has been … Read more