The man on the television at three a.m. says you gotta have goals.So I got out a sharpened number two lead pencil and wrote goals at the top of the sheet…..and I couldn’t think of anything to save my ass. 1.YOU! approach the bandstand please.What’s your name? 2.CCCC…CCAAAA..CCCCC….CAREY. Did you people know that if you’re … Read more
(1)Go rustle up a new snake. (2)Where? The A & P? Who the fuck carries pythons at 10 o’clock at night?! (1)What do you know about Prozac? (2)Makes you happy. But, there’s side effects. (1)Like what? (2)Limp noodle. (1)Why are you all shiny? (2)It’s Vaseline! (1)Oh ho! Ohhh! It’s Vas . . . great . … Read more
Am I to understand that you completed the training all by yourself? That’s a fact jack I rarely wear underwear, but when I do it’s something really unusual. ‘Where’s your drill sergeant, men?’ ‘Blown up, Sir.’ (1) Are either one of you two Homosexual? (2) You mean like flaming? (3) No, but we’re willing to … Read more