Am I to understand that you completed the training all by yourself?
That’s a fact jack
I rarely wear underwear, but when I do it’s something really unusual.
‘Where’s your drill sergeant, men?’ ‘Blown up, Sir.’
(1) Are either one of you two Homosexual? (2) You mean like flaming? (3) No, but we’re willing to learn. (2) Could you send us somewhere Special?
(1) Can I take your last beer? (2) NO! (1) We’ll split it.
(1)Anybody calls me Frances, and I’ll kill ya.
(2)Lighten up, Frances.
(1)Come on, it’s Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick ’em up, we zip right out again. We’re not going to Moscow. It’s Czechoslovakia, it’s like going into Wisconsin.
(2)Well, I got the shit kicked out of me in Wisconsin once. Forget it.
(1)My friends back home used to call me ‘Cruiser’ ’cause I like fast cars and fast women.
(2)They should have called you ‘dork’.
(1)Ya’ know something, soldier? I’ve noticed you’re always last.
(2)I’m pacing myself, sergeant.
(1)You’re a lean, mean fighting machine!
(2)That’s a fact, Jack!
(singing) One of these days everything that I want is gonna be mine.
Everything’s gonna be alright as long as there’s sunshiiine,
and a big ol’ brew.
–Soldier, I’ve noticed that you’re always last.
–I’m pacing myself, Sergeant.
…and Lee Harvey! You are a mad man! When you stole that cow…and your friend tried to make it with the cow!….I wanna party with you!
1) I figured I’d join before I got drafted. 2)Hell son, there aint no more draft. 3) there was one?
1) We’re not homosexuals, but we are willing to learn.
2) Yeah, would they send us someplace special?
1) When’s the good part coming?
2) This IS the good part.
1)Don’t worry, I have a plan 2)Great, Custer had a plan too.
1)You wanna take a swing at me? 2)Oh Yeah, I’d like to take a real big swing at you!
1)You’re gonna finish basic training!
2) Oh yeah?
1) You’re gonna keep your mouth shut!
2) Oh yeah?
1) And, you’re gonna do everything he tells you!
2) Oh yeah?
1) And, you know why?!
2) Why?
1) Because you talked me into this! That’s why, you idiot!
1. Am I to believe you men completed your training on your own? #2. That’s the fact, jack. Platoon: that’s the fact jack.
1.now if you’ll just give uncle sam your autograph. 2.dear sammy, get well soon.
1: Everybody calls me Psycho. Any of you guys call me Francis, and I’ll kill you.
2: Ooooooh.
1: You just made the list, buddy. Also, I don’t like no one touching my stuff. So just keep your meathooks off. If I catch any of you guys in my stuff, I’ll kill you. And I don’t like nobody touching me. Any of you homos touch me, and I’ll kill you.
1: You could join a monastery.
2: Did you ever see a monk get wildly fucked by some teenage girls?
1: Never.
2: So much for the monastery.
1:Son there ain’t no draft anymore. 2:There was one?
1:where have you been soldier.. 2:training sir! 1:what kind of training? 2:HOAARRRMMYY TRAINING SIR!
A) We zip in, we zip out. It’s like going into Wisconsin. B) Yeah, well I got the shit kicked out of me in Wisconsin once. Forget it.
Any of you suckholes wanna come up here and knock me off?
Are either of you homosexual? No, but we’re willing to learn.
C’mon, it’s Czechoslovakia! We zip in, we pick ’em up, we zip right out again! We’re not going to Moscow. It’s Czechoslovakia! It’s like we’re going into Wisconsin!
Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it’s usually something unusual.
Chicks dig me…’cause I rarely wear underwear.
Convicted? No, never convicted.
Dear Sammy, get well soon.
Does anyone know English? Anyone? Yes, you! you know some English…?
yes….SON OF BITCH!!
Don’t forget – after we see this whatever-it-is, you promised me a really expensive dinner!
Don’t order the schnitzel, they’re serving Schnauzer.
Don’t worry I have a plan. Oh Great, Custer had a plan.
Don’t you ever touch me again-ever!
Gentlemen, it’s party time Battalion style!
Gentlemen, it’s party time, battalion style!
Have that removed.
hb
hey miss is there a movie on this flight? haha a movie on this flight
How’s it going, Eisenhauer?
I bet I can do push-ups. 2) ok I got 3 dollars you can’t. 1) 1………..2………..3……………4………..5 2) Congratulations you just doubled your money!
I don’t think I’ve ever been this happy.
I got the shit kicked out of me in Wisconsin once. Forget it.
I rarely wear underwear, and when I do it’s usually something unusual.
I think that I speak for everyone when I say that we this march should be postponed until this platoon is better rested.
I wanna party with you, cowboy!
I wish I were a loofa.
If you don’t want me in your army then kick me out…but get off my back!
Incoming!
It’s not the speed that’s important, I just wish I hadn’t drunk all that cough syrup this morning.
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Lee Harvey, when you and your friend stole the cow and your friend tried to make it with the cow, I want to party with you cowboy.
Lee Harvey, you are a madman! When you stole that cow… and your friend tried to make it with the cow…. I wanna party with you, cowboy!
Lee Harvey…you madman! What you and your friends did with that cow…I want to party with you!
Lighten up Francis!
lighten up francis…one of these men might just save you life one day…MURRAY: then again, maybe we won’t
Lighten up, Francis
Lighten up, Francis.
Ma’am, I’m sure there are a lot of ways I’ve gone that you haven’t.
Madam, perhaps you’d like to eat your luggage.
My doctor says I swallow a lot of agression…along with a bunch of cheeseburgers!
My philosophy: a hundred-dollar shine on a three-dollar pair of boots.
One day everyone will know the name Tito Fuentes
Pretty sweet…Chicks in New York paying top-dollar for this garbage.
RAZZLE-DAZEL!!!
Russel, help.
S: Are either of you homosexuals? R&H: No but we are willing to learn. S: Ever been convicted of a felony? R&H: Convicted?… No, never convicted.
See, if we were in Germany, I’d have to make your bunk. But we’re in Italy, so you have to make mine. It’s regulations.
So we’re all dogfaces, we’re all very, very different. But, there is one thing that we all have in common: we were all stupid-enough to enlist in the army.
Son of bitch. Shit.
Son, there ain’t no draft no more
There was one?
Stewardess, is there a movie on this flight?
Such a truck would be good for picking up girls in Minsk.
Talk about mass potential for growth, I am the acorn that becomes the oak. You can’t go. All the plants are going to die
That’s a fact, Jack!!
The EM-50 Urban Assault Vehicle.
The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog, Sir!
There was one?
We’ll split it!!
We’re all very different people. We’re not Watusi, we’re not Spartans, we’re Americans! With a capital ‘A,’ huh? And you know what that means? Do you? That means that our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world!
We’re all very, very different. But there is one thing that we all have in common: we were all stupid enough to enlist in the army.
We’re America. We’re ten and one!
When I was a kid, I swallowed a lot of aggression, along with a lot of pizzas. I wanted to join one of those groups like EST, but they cost like $600! So, I decided to join the Army since you got like a… what? 6 or 8-week training program? Which is perfect for me! I’m gonna walk outta here a lean, mean, fightin’ machine!
Where the fuck’s my truck?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get from the right to the left. Sir!
Y’know, one day, Tito Puente will be dead, and you’ll say, ‘Oh, yes, I’ve been listening to his work for years.’
You can’t go. All the plants are gonna die.
You can’t leave, all the plants are gonna die.
You can’t leave. All the plants are gonna die.
You got a what?… an 8-week course here? Which is PERFECT for me. I’m gonna walk outta here a lean, mean, fightin’ machine!
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