Geek Guys: Jack, you know how you and Diane slept together? Jack: Yeah. Geek Guys: well now that you dont sleep together, but you still sleep together, dont you like get super horny? and if so, how horny? i’ll be quite now so i can listen to your answer. Lisa: Yeah Jack i love to … Read more
All right. All right. I stand accused of generosity. I’m afraid I’d make a terrible court jester. You see, I worry when people stop wanting to cry. Isn’t that what love is, using people? Maybe that’s what hate is–not being able to use people. It was an one-piece bathing suit. Say something funny. Make me … Read more
–But you’re FBI. The Secret Service is responsible for the safety of the President. –We’re using everybody for this trip, Mr. Benson. –You can take my word for it. –I can’t take your word for anything. And I don’t like giving anything away for free. Codeword: Hangover. Ellen, will you stop being a woman? Grandpa … Read more