#1- I can’t do this, I’m not even a real teacher. #2- Oh, Thats ok, these aren’t real students. (1) I remember you. Where ya been? (2) Bathroom. (1) Six weeks? (2) My zipper got stuck. (1)I may have used poor judgment. (2)You actually used judgment?! (Scream)Sorry. Tension breaker, it had to be done. -When … Read more
(1) I wet my bed daddy. (2) No sweetheart. You didn’t wet your bed. You wet their bed. (1)415 Beach Road. (2)That’s right. (1)This house… is 415 Beach Lane. (1)Daddy, can I drive? (2)Yeah, sure, why not? I thought we’d divvy it up a little bit. You can have the second hundred miles. 1. Hi, … Read more
1)I was wondering what was taking you so long to get me. 2)And now that I’ve got you; who is it that I’ve got? 1)You know… 2)No. Why don’t you tell me. Evil is live spelled backwards. EVIL is LIVE spelt backwards i could smell the pussy juice on your lips i want you to … Read more