#1- I can’t do this, I’m not even a real teacher. #2- Oh, Thats ok, these aren’t real students.
(1) I remember you. Where ya been?
(1) Six weeks?
(2) My zipper got stuck.
(1)I may have used poor judgment.
(2)You actually used judgment?!
(Scream)Sorry. Tension breaker, it had to be done.
-When she’s 71, I’ll only be 66. -And I’ll be 80 and it won’t make a difference
-You will all have the chance to retake the exam! -Oh joy, I got a bonder now.
1.) I’m telling you, you have to try these Pop tarts 2.) No thanks, I’m sticking with the chocodiles
1.) Oh, it’s more of the read head with the tatoo!2.) Hoffman, you are so sick! 1.) Check out this composition, square butter, round jelly, triangular bush…the man is an artist (1 and 2) REPRINTS!
1.) What’s that file say about me? Whatever it says about me is a lie. If you want to know something about me ask me I’m right here. What do you want to know? 2.) Where are my car keys? 1.) How the hell should I know. What,does that thing say I’m a thief too?
1.)The computer said I failed that test. The computer, made an error. I suggest this time, I pass. 2. You’re going to do well Jerome, I can feel it
1.Jism head! 2.Jism head good one. 3.One of my all time faves.
1: You passed and I failed! You asshole! How could you do that to me?
2: It was an accident. I’ll take it again. I can fail, I know I can.
All I want from you.
Anna Maria: Pouuur Fishy!
Chef Boy R Dee…spaghetti in a can..it’s so muuushy!
Don’t wet your pants…watch this! (throws cap)
Fact: alcohol kills brain cells. You loose one more and you’re a talking monkey.
from this day foward you eat english, you sleep english, you are english. well then pass the crumpets ol’ boy!
Get an education.
I’ve been handing out assignments and the kids turn them in and everything. It’s almost like school in there.
Is this guy bitchin’ or what?
Mind over matter.
mom-chainsaw, would you like some eggs chainsaw-eggs? whats an egg sister-how do u spell cat chainsaw chainsaw- i dont know…i dont know anything ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Mr Shoop, shouldn’t you be planning a field trip to the 7-eleven?
Mr. Shoop: Chainsaw, as in Black and Decker? Chainsaw: Uh, no, as in Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Mr. Shoop: Oh, yeah, it says that here in your file
Party all the time.
teacher-and…stop dave-c,c,c,c,c,c,c,c,c,c,c,c, teacher-dave stop dave-c,c,c,c, twenty more seconds,c,c,c,c,c
that is why we admire makeup artist and creature creator Rick Baker very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very much. 100 words on the dot. You can count them if you want.
The reason so many people are killed in drinking accidents is because they never learn how to drive drunk.
There’s a very valid reason for summer vacation: the human brain needs rest.
We just got lapped by an old lady in a walker.
When I say bite-in-the-ass, I mean that is the nicest possible way
wonder mut, you know what we need right now, I mean, besides bread… we need a woman.
You want me to lie? Ok.
[Sees class quiet for once] What’d you do? Pass out Valiums?
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