. . . or I scrape off all her makeup!! (Pauses) This could take a really long time. #1 How much did water and power pay you to spy on us? #2 Two dollars and fifteen cents! (becky walks in on her boyfriend watering the vegetables) Becky:(in german accent) you’ve been stealing water richard: what … Read more
– Cash?! – yeah? – Owen isnt family, is he???!!! – …..maybe.. – ….. thought so… — Can we bring Potatohead here? — sure…. wouldnt be a party without Potatohead 1) You crazy guy! I come here from Perestroika! 2) Welcome to America 1)I’ve been on it for three months that makes it my case. … Read more
Dear Lord baby Jesus, we thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of Dominos, KFC, and the always delicious Taco Bell. I just want to take time to say thank you for my family. My two sons, Walker, and Texas Ranger, or TR as wse call him. And of course my red hot smokin’ … Read more