Movie Quotes from Tango and Cash: Quotes from the movie Tango and Cash

– Cash?!
– yeah?
– Owen isnt family, is he???!!!
– …..maybe..
– ….. thought so…

— Can we bring Potatohead here?
— sure…. wouldnt be a party without Potatohead

1) You crazy guy! I come here from Perestroika! 2) Welcome to America

1)I’ve been on it for three months that makes it my case.
2)Well I guess that shows how stupid you are because I’ve been on it for about half an hour and now here I am all caught up with you.

1)When this is over, remind me to rip jumbo there’s tounge out. 2)With a tow truck

1)Who the f*** do you think you are?? 2) He thinks he’s Rambo! 3) Rambo is a pussy.

1.) My sights were off. 2.) Mine too.

1.Oh shit it’s Conan. 2. Who 1.It’s Conan 2.We’re gonna get fubar now. 1.What the hell’s fubar? 2.You’ll see.

1/ Did you sleep with my sister?
2/ oh man…..!
1/ Did you bump uglies with my sister!!!??
2/ *bump uglies* ??? Oh pleaseeeee
1/ Did you sleep with my sister???
2/ Honestly… I was so drunk, I don’t remember
1/ I’m going to kill you
2/ C’mon *worse cop* … we’re late

1/ You are one major mistrustful mal-ajusted human-fucking-being, you know that??!!
2/ yeah and I love you too!!

1/ You broke…. THAT jaw?
2/ I was having a bad day!!!

Best of what I got.

Can we bring Mr. Potatoehead

Cash (after Tango hands him a gun): Oh, wait a minute! Why is yours bigger than mine?!

Tango: Genetics , peewee!

Cash: Did that little episode last night give you a brain meltdown? I dunno about you but I have a slight aversion to getting FUBAR!!! Tango: What the hell is FUBAR? Cash: Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition!!!

Cash: Don’t look now, but we’re about to get FUBAR. Tango: What’s FUBAR? Cash: You’ll see.

Cash: When we get outta here we need to pay jumbo a visit, I’ll bring the chainsaw. Tango: And I’ll bring the beer.

Cash: OH don’t worry about him he misses his wardrobe, Tango: I do miss my wardrobe.

Did you bump uglies with my sister?

Don’t flatter yourself, peewee.

Don’t go.

dont look now but we’re about to get FUBAR’ed!, what the hell is FUBAR, FUCKED UP BEYOND ALL RECOGITION!

FUBAR. Fucked up beyond all recognition.

I hear you’re the 2nd best cop in LA.
(That’s funny I hear the same thing about you.)

I know you… loved you in Conan.

I’ll be a good girl.

It’s no crime.

Let the day begin.

Lucky for me this room is soundproof. That way nobody gets to hear me beating the truth out of you.

Mr Tango has spoken very eliquently and I wish I could be as forgiving…… but i can’t…… ’cause this whole thing…… FUCKING SUCKS!!!!!!!

Mr Tango has spoken very eliquently and I wish I could be as forgiving…… but i can’t…… cause this whole thing…… FUCKING SUCKS!!!!!!!

My contribution to birth control.

Rambo is a pussy.

Rats in a maze, trapped in a cage.

Shame. Shame. Pony Tails are out this season.

So who do you think set us up? I don’t know..yet….you don’t know shit.

Tango: Shame shame, don’t you know pony tails are out this season? How ya doin Cash? Cash: Ohh, things are gettin’ better by the second. Tango: You know there’s a party on the roof. Cash: Can we bring potatohead? Tango: Sure, would’nt be a party without potatohead.

There’s something I want you too know too. If you dont make it I AM going to date your sister.

Wait a minute!!! I don’t wanna be killed by that goddammn limey jerkoff!!! I wanna killed by an American…. jerkoff!!!!!

We never talked about Plan C, asshole!!!!!

Well, if it isn’t Armani with a badge.

You broke that jaw?

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