Aramis:As morning dews of sun swept fire carress your passionate face alone with thee and pure desire to worshop untold grace my soul would cry in silent prayer to hours swept apart your essence warms the evening air as i dance into your heart. D’Artangyon: Shakespear. Aramis:Aramis Porthos: Cheating! #1 Are loose ends being tied … Read more
–You said the ‘S’ word. –No, I didn’t. 1) Is this your mommy? 2)Yes 1)Is his you? 2)Yes 1)And who’s this? 2)This is my biological daddy and this is my honorary daddy and this is my other honorary daddy. We all live together. 1. Pete, are you listening?!? 2. NO! I’m electrocuting myself! 2)Sometimes a … Read more
(reading Sports Illustrated to infant) It’s not what you read it’s the tone of voice you use -*baby crying*Lets watch a little Tv, just you and me. There you go. Enjoy yourself. -Vimen are vondering, are they having an orgasm? *baby laughs*Men are vorried, maybe their penis. -No,nonononono. You don’t wanna hear that. *baby cries … Read more