Aramis:As morning dews of sun swept fire carress your passionate face alone with thee and pure desire to worshop untold grace my soul would cry in silent prayer to hours swept apart your essence warms the evening air as i dance into your heart. D’Artangyon: Shakespear. Aramis:Aramis Porthos: Cheating!
#1 Are loose ends being tied up? #2 2 patrols have been sent. #1 I trust Captain Rushmore that you will do everything in your power to rid us of these rebels. Don’t let having only one eye impair your vision. The loss of the other would be most inconvenient.
#1 Arranged marriages can be difficult. Your father and I thought yours would bring Austria and France closer together. #2 Countries align more swiftly than people I’m afraid. #1 A pity.
#1 Doing so will earn you the gratitude of a King. #2 Until that day your Eminence… or should I say your Majesty? #1 Majesty… sounds good.
#1 Give my regards to the headsman and your father. #2 Wait! #1 You object to losing your head? #2 Yes. I like it where it’s at. #1 Then tell me what I want to know and maybe you’ll keep it a while longer!
#1 He’s becoming as troublesome as his father! #2 He’s a foolish boy. #1 That foolish boy is about to become a man. Which is all the more reason to act quickly.
#1 I hope your sword is quicker than your mouth. #2 It’s quicker. #1 Ahhh. A duel then.
#1 Is this Musketeer Headquarters? #2 No. This was Musketeer Headquarters. #1 Oh, it’s been moved. #2 No, I mean the Musketeers have been disbanded. They no longer exist.
#1 Long live the Musketeers! #2 He’s mine!
#1 My brothers will avenge me. #2 Already??
#1 Only a fool would try to arrest us twice in one day. #2 You are under arrest. #1/#3(together) A fool!
#1 Tell me where to find the Musketeers and I will give you back your fathers sword. #2 Give me back my fathers sword… and I’ll cut out your heart.
#1 You are all Musketeers. #2 You choose your opponents well… or should I say foolishly.
#1 You go back and tell the Cardinal we will continue to perform our sworn duty which is to protect the King and we will use every means within our power to fight him. #2 Bold words. I look forward to ramming them down your throat.
#1 You will carry this treaty to the Duke of Buckingham. #2 Your making an alliance with England. #1 The King has left me no choice. The boy is beginning to believe that he should rule France… instead of me. #2 God forbid.
#1 Your Eminence. #2 An impressive performance. I especially admired the last touch… All for one, and one for all. If I didn’t know better, I should have thought you wanted to riot. #2 It would have given us an excuse to arrest them.
#1 The mighty who? #2 Don’t tell me you’ve never heard of me? #1 The world’s biggest windbag? #2 Little pimple, meet me behind the Luxemborg at 1:00 and bring a long wooden box. #1 Bring your own.
#1 What should I do with the Musketeer Flag? #2 Burn it.
(cardinal’s guards interrupt the duel) Guard: The boy has no interest here he’s free to go. (turns to the musketeers) Do you intend to come peacfully or do you intend to resist? Portos: Oh don’t be so stupid of course we intend to resist just give us a moment allright.
*pop* 1)They’re firing at us! 2)*appears holding bottle* Champaigne? 3) We’re in the middle of a chase Porthos. 4)You’re right. Something red.
–Impossible.
–Unthinkable.
–Unlikely.
1&2) Porthos the pirate! AHHHH! (jump overboard) 3) Pirate? 4) I told you I was famous.
1) CHampagne ? 2) We are in the middle of a chase Porthos ! 1) You’re right . SOmething red .
1) Champagne ? 2) We’re in the middle of a chase Porthos ! 1) You’re right ….SOmething red . …For a chase : Cardinal recomends his excellent Cabernate 24 .
1) Excuse me! This sash was a gift to me , from the queen of America . 2) There is no queen of America . 1) I beg to differ . INFANT . We’re on quite intimate terms here . Unless you can proove otherwise . 2) Here’s my proof (draws sword) 1) Oh , it’s Twit Of The Month . Come to challenge the mighty Porthos . 2) The mighty who ? 1) Don’t tell me you’ve never heard of me ! 2) The world’sbiggest wind-bag ? 1) Little Pimple , meet me behind Luxonberg at 1:00 and bring a long wooden box . 2) Bring your own
1) I may not have the tunic . But I believe I have the heart of a musketeer . 2)Warrior . 3)Poet.
1) Leaving so soon ? 2)Oh , you know . I appall blood shed 1) Especially your own . 2) Out of my way . 1) Stop . You are under arrest . Charged with treason . 2) You of all people should know , that the cardinal does not answer to Pagen Men . 1) Then you can anser to God . 2) *shoots 1* You first
1) My brother will avenge me . (men appear at the hill-top ) 2) ALready ?!?
1) Only a fool would try and arrest us twince in one day . 2) You ar under arrest ! 3&4) A fool.
1) With a snap of my fingers I can have you back on the block where I found you… 2) And with a flick of my wrist I can change your religion…
1)Champagne? 2) We’re in the middle of a chase, Porthos..! 1) You’re right…something red (disappears back into the carriage and comes back up with a bottle of wine) 1) For a chase, the Cardinal suggests this excellent ’24 Cabernet…you can’t have any you’re too young…
1)Do you intend to resist?
2) Oh don’t be so stupid, of course we intend to resist! Just give us a minute! [To his comrades:] Five of them, three of us. Hardly seems fair.
3) Maybe we should give them a chance to surrender.
4) Excuse me, there’s four of us.
5) It isn’t your fight. You’re not a Musketeer.
4) I may not wear the tunic, but I believe I have the heart of a Musketeer.
2) Warrior?
3) Poet!
5) You got a name, boy?
4) D’Artagnan.
5) Athos, Porthos, Aramis.
4) Pleased to meet you again.
3) Pleasure.
2) Everyone acquainted?
[The four whirl around and unsheath their swords.]
2) NOW, we are ready to resist you!
1. Do you have any idea what you’ve done? 2. I’ve just saved you and your companion from those bandits. 1. (giggles)Those bandits were the queen’s own bodyguards.
1. scuse me…this sash was a gift to me from the queen of america
2. there’s no queen of america
1. Will you stop whistling! 2. Im not whistling. 3. Well somebodies whistling. 2. HAhahah barmaids kiss left him dizzy. 3.I hear it too. It sounds like a…CANONBALL! 2. Oh I hate Canonballs!
1.)Tell me where they are and I shall give you back your fathers sword 2.)Give me back my fathers sword and I shall carve your heart out with it.
1: you object to losing your head? 2: yes i like it where it is.
1: Do you know what you’ve done?!
2: Done? I just saved you and your friend from those bandits!
1: Those bandits are the queens loyal body-guard!
1: Do you know what you’ve done?!
2: Done? I just saved you and your friend from those bandits!
1: Those bandits are the queens loyal body-guard!
A lively tune… I’m inspired to dance!
A remarkable woman. The most beautiful I’ve ever known… and the deadliest, which would explain my attraction.
A tune! I am inspired to dance!
A word of caution my lady, a snap of my fingers and you could be back on the block where I found you. #2 And with the flick of my wrist I could change your religion. #1 Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! You’re very persuasive.
Ah, a lively tune…I’m inspired to dance
AH-HA the cardinals sacred snack chamber.
Ahhh. Hello again Cyclops.
All for one and one for all
Aramis: See you in Calae. Athos:Or hell!
Aramis: You’re married?! woman: Yes I’m married! Aramis: Let’s pray for our sins! (gun shot) Aramis: On second thought God is often busy.
Aremus: We must pray for our sins…(after getting shot at) On second thoughts God’s awfully busy!
As morning hews of sun swept fire
carress your passionate face
alone with thee and pure desire
to worshop untold grace
my soul would cry in silent prayer to hours swept apart
your essence warms the evening air
as i dance into your heart
Athos: Only a fool would try and arrest us twice in one day. Guard: You’re under arrest. Porthos and Aramis: A fool.
Athos: Where have you been?
Porthos: Dealing with something,ugly!
Athos: Your manners have not improved yet. You’re late. D’Artanyan: what, Are you in a hurry to die? (Porthos and Aramis ride over towards them) Athos: Here come the grave diggers now. Porthos: Athos, you can not fight this boy. Athos: Why not? Porthos: I’m fighting him. D’Artanyan: Not until one O’clock. Aramis: I have a duel with him too. D’Artanyan: Not until two O’clock. Athos: Well, let’s get on with it then. We wouldn’t want you to be late for your future engagments.(Athos removes his coverup and sees the tunic) D’Artanyan: You’re a musketeer, (Porthos and Aramis remove there cloaks too.) You’re all musketeers! Athos: You choose your opponets well or should I say foolishly. D’Artanyan:I’ve been looking all over for you. Athos: Well now you’ve found us. We have some business to attend to unless of course you’d like to make it for a later date. D’Artanyan: NO. I’m a man of honor, but believe me when I say to kill you will bring me no pleasure. I’ll be with you gentlemen in a moment. Porthos: Oh, he’s a fiesty little fellow. Aramis: Fiesty indeed.
Bold words. I look forward to ramming them down your throat.
Cardinal: Do you object losing your head? D’Artagan: YES! I like it where it is!!! Cardinal: Then tell me what I want to know and maybe you will keep it a while longer.
D’Artagnan don’t lose your head!
D’artangyon: As morning dews of sun swept fire carress your poisoned face (Aramis shut his eyes) (D’artangyon kisses the barmaid) Porthos: Bravo the boy’s a natural!!
Go home boy. Find a wench. Have fat babies and live a good long life.
Go home. Find a wench. Raise fat babies and live a good long life.
Go, or I will shoot you myself.
GUARD: What is this? ATHOS: We’re having aprivate party celebrating the demise of the Musketeers – GO AWAY. ARAMIS: Athos, is that any way to treat our guests? Come in men, don’t be shy. GUARD: You’re under arrest. ATHOS: Under whose authority? ROCHEFORT: Mine. ARAMIS: Oh, hello again Cyclops. Let’s see, when was it we last had the pleasure of is company? ATHOS: I believe it was when he was cast out of the Musketeers, conduct unbecoming a Musketeer, that was the charge was it not? ROCHEFORT: You should know. Three of you stood against me. ARAMIS: It was the least we could do.
Hello again, Cyclopse
I am only one person.
I failed. One does occasionally.
I have to fart.
I will judge what is best. For me and for France!
Kings come and go, but the only thing that remains constint is….me.
Kings come and kings go, but one thing remains the same and that is me!
Ladies in waiting are forbidden to socialize with musketeers.
Little pimple, meet me behind the Luxemburg at one o’clock and bring a long wodden box.
Milady: I don’t believe you suffer the burden of chastity. Richlieu: Perhaps you’re right. Milady: I was making an observation, not an offer.
Oh. Ugly!
one for all and all for one
One for all and more for me.
One for all and more for me.
One less mouth to feed.
One thing is certain. You are no musketeer.(gets
stabbed). I must have been mistaking.
Only a fool would try and arrest us twice in one day.
OO! A lively tune! I’m inspired to dance!
P: The picnic was excellent, the champagne was dilicious, remind me to send the Cardinal a note!
D: The Cardinal! We must hurry!
p: You to have a date?
D: no, It’s the cardinal he’s conspiring against the king!
AR: Tell us something we don’t know!
D: He’s sent a messenger to Calais, with a treaty to a man Called Buckingham…
Porthos: Champagne? Athos: We’re in the middle of a chase, Porthos! Porthos: You’re right, something red.
Porthos: D’Artagan if you’re going to be a proper musketeer you must first study the art of wenching. You see the secret to wenching is in the first kiss for in that first kiss a lasting impression is made. Right ladies? If you kiss weak she’ll think you’re weak, if you kiss commical she’ll think yo u’re a clown. With me? D’Artagan: Weak Weak commical clown. Porthos: Right the first kiss must be all the the things you are like this (kisses the barmaid)
Porthos: did I miss anyone?
Aremis: Congratulations Porthos, you’ve successfully brought down the house.
Porthos: Darn… I was trying to hit Roschfort…
Porthos: Five of them, three of us. Hardly seems fair.
Aremis: Maybe we should give ’em a chance to surrender.
Porthos: go home, get married, have fat babies and die old and happy
Porthos:(Drunk turns to Athos and says)Oooo! May I have this dance? (Athos punches porthos’ jaw)
Porthos:The Picnic was delicious, the champaine was excellent remind me to send the Cardinal a note. D’Artagan: The Cardinal we have to hurry! Porthos:You have a date? D’Artagan: No it’s the Cardinal he’s exspiring against the king. Aramis: Tell us something we don’t know.
Porthos:Whoa! Ugly!
Rochefort, isn’t that a smelly kind of cheese?
Rochefort. Isn’t that a smelly kind of a cheese?
Rochefort. Isn’t that a smelly kind of cheese?
Rochfort. Isn’t that a smelly kind of a cheese?
Rushfort, isn’t that a smelly kind of a cheese?
The boy knows our plans. 1,000 gold pieces on each of their heads, dead or alive. I prefer dead!
The Musketeers are officially disbanded. In preperation for the upcoming war with England, the ranks and commissions are forthwith transferred to the infantry. You will be notified on where to report. Until such time, return to your homes.
The Picnic was delicious, the champaine was excellent remind me to send the Cardinal a note. The Cardinal we have to hurry! You have a date? No it’s the Cardinal he’s exspiring against the king.Tell us something we don’t know.
The picnic was delicious, the wine was excellent, remind me to send the Cardinal a note.
This axe was a gift to me from the Czarina of Tokyo.
This sash was a gift to me from the queen of America
This sash was a gift to me, from the Queen of America.
Those musketeers are a menace. They must be stopped. One thousand gold pieces on each of their heads, dead or alive. I prefer dead.
Through morning hughes of sunswept fire
WAHOOO! UGLY!
You are ordered to disperse! Should even one of you resist, the entire core will be arrested and imprisoned. All for one, and one for all.
You can’t have any . . . you’re too young
You! Boy! Are arrogant, hot tempered, and entirely too bold. I like that. It reminds me of me.
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