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#1 Whose that guy back in the weeds. #2 An old friend. #1 Friends like that…you don’t need enimies. (Checking out a hot waitress) #1 God that’s poetry. #2 Good jaunt. #1 I like them like that…don’t you? Nice and tight like that. Jesus! –You gave me your word! –I’m a criminal! My word is … Read more

–Do I seem healthy to you? –Too healthy. –That gun, it looks more fitting for a woman. –You know much about guns, Mr. Bond? –No, but I know a little about women. -I hope we didn’t scare the fishes. Behave yourself, Mr. Bond. Do you mind if my friend sits this one out? She’s just … Read more