–I’m not an authority on it like you are, but I occasionally watch ‘Bonanza,’ and I think…it’s like, can you believe here’s a man who’s got three kids from three different wives. They all died at childbirth. –He must have been a hell of a guy. –He’s the kiss of death. Are you a lunatic?! … Read more
1) Is that pink fag ball supposed to intimidate me? 2) Well not unless I knock it by you. 1) Well 30 minutes, thats enough time, hell I’m not that fucked up. 1) What time do I tee off? 2)You tee off at 7:08. We’re the first guys goin. One more just to do it … Read more
Andre Marek? Are you married? Are you…um…married? Chris, look, son. I love you, but you’re scorching my shirt. dad wrote this…years ago. Do we look like quantum wormhole specialists? It’s me! Ha ha! It’s MEEEE!! Last time you cut off your beard, I think you sold the house, and we moved to Kentucky for a … Read more