–I’m not an authority on it like you are, but I occasionally watch
‘Bonanza,’ and I think…it’s like, can you believe here’s a man who’s
got three kids from three different wives. They all died at childbirth.
–He must have been a hell of a guy.
–He’s the kiss of death.
Are you a lunatic?! Are you tellin’ me you didn’t see me backin’ out of this lot?! There’s a red light there for Christ’s sake! You’re supposed to stop!
Doctor says, ‘I’ve got some bad news and some worse news’…Guy says,
‘Well, let me hear the bad news first.’ ‘The bad news is you’ve got
twenty-four hours to live.’ The guy says, ‘What’s the worse news?’
Doctor says, ‘I forgot to call you yesterday.’
Good morning. I represent the Gibraltar Aluminum Siding Company. We will have a representative in your neighborhood today. Would you be
interested in seeing the benefits of our aluminum product?
Great, my car’s got a sixteenth of a mile on it and it’s already been hit.
Hey, Asshole, this is the ultimate fuck you. I just poked your wife.
How much do I want to pay for this car? I want to pay nothing for this car.
I want our house to be the AFTER picture.
I’ve got the ultimate FUCK YOU – I just poked your wife. Yeah, she’s in my bed right now with a very big smile on her face.
It’s about 50-year-old father with three 47-year-old sons.
What do I wanna pay? I wanna pay nothing.
where ya goin? a beatin’s a beatin’ no mater where you get it!
Why are all these things happening to me?
You can laugh about it, but it’s unbelievable. You’ve seen the show…You’ve got a fifty-year-old father with three forty-seven-year-old sons. You know why they get along so good, because they’re all the same age.
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