1) Is that pink fag ball supposed to intimidate me? 2) Well not unless I knock it by you.
1) Well 30 minutes, thats enough time, hell I’m not that fucked up.
1) What time do I tee off?
2)You tee off at 7:08. We’re the first guys goin. One more just to do it
1)That’s 4 hours from now.
Here’s to the finely tuned athelete on the verge of greatness
1)It must have rolled 220 2)Nope…227, toed it a bit but it’l do.
1)Well what do I do now? 2) I should recommend you work on your short game, but I think you should get drunk.
1)You the man, Roy. 2)The man needs a ride home.
can i have a mulligan?
Damn he hit it down the fucking road.
Does my inner child need a spanking?
equity, inventory, cash flow, not mention an enhanced stature in the communiy, and a pre paid membership to the Salome chamber of commerce
Fairways and greens, Dave, and don’t forget to wave cause I’ll fly by.
Get your hands off her ass Roy.
Grip it and rip it.
Heres to the finely tuned athlete, on the verge of greatness!
hey what do you think my best shot was….. was it 7 iron on 4? or was it 7 iron on 15?
I have one rule and that is, don’t bet money that you don’t have on a dog race with your ex-girlfriend, who happens to be a stripper
I have one rule pods, and that is never borrow money from your ex girlfriend who happens to be a stripper…and you broke that rule, you better be sweet to her holmes!!!
I hit it again because that shot was a defining moment, and when a defining moment comes along, you define the moment… or the moment defines you.
I little nod to the gods.
I thought that was the fucking big dog.
I’ll call the INS on you, ya little midget.
I’m not going left of those trees or right of those trees. I’m going over those trees… With a little draw
Just kick back and let the big dog eat.
Let’s see. A little wind, left to right….I highly recommend the shovel.
My inner child needs a spankin.
My swing feels like I’m unfolding a lounge chair.
ohh…a chili dippa…
One ball…One swing…One pelican
Parred the backside with a seven iron
Ride her till she bucks ya, or don’t ride at all.
Roy Tin Cup McAvoy: Okay, so how do I do it? Therapy, I mean, I mean, wh– how do I start doing it?
Roy Tin Cup McAvoy: Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you’re not good at them.
Roy: Got time for a quick bucket Starter: Tee it up
See you at the party richer!
Sex and golf are two things you can enjoy even if you’re not good at them.
Somebody once said that gold and sex are the only two things that you don’t need to be good to enjoy.
Someone once said that golf and sex are the only two things that you don’t have to be good at to enjoy.
That shot was a defining moment, and when a defining moment comes along, you define the moment, or the moment defines you.
thats 4 hours from now
The anti-christ shoots 67. Can you believe that?
The normal and him don’t often collide
The word normal and him dont often collide
There’s no such thing as semi-plutonic Roy.
These people didn’t pay 50 bucks a ticket to watch you lay up.
Think of it as braggin’ rights. Can tell your friends about the cadillac you won from me. They’ll forget all about the winnebago you lost to me!
To Romeo…the little quitter..
We’re as comfortable as two old shoes together.
What do you think you look like shooting them chili peppers up Lee Janzen’s ass?
Why do guys insist on measuring their dicks?
Why do men always insist on measuring their dicks?
winner winner chicken dinner
Winner Winner chicken dinner!
Winner! Winner! Chicken Dinner!
You can’t ask advice about the woman you’re trying to hose FROM the woman you’re trying to hose!
You can’t ask for advice about the woman you’re trying to hose FROM the woman you’re trying to hose!
You don’t ask advice about a woman you’re trying to hose, from the woman you’re trying to hose.
you reallly look good.
You ride till she bucks ya, or you don’t ride at all
You tell me which are my better moments and I will try to duplicate them.
Your with the wrong guy….I’m the right guy.
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