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–What does your father do, William? –He’s a contractor. Billy: We’ve gotta strike back or I’m going to look like a douche bag in front of the entire school. Joey: Billy, You were born looking like a douche bag. Billy: The school gets taken over by terriosts and I am still on pots and pans! … Read more

#1) Hey man, how ’bout some nice young poon tang, huh? #2) You said you were going to take me to the David Bowie concert. He’s not David Bowie! #1) Only 12 years old and only 12 dollars. #1) Did you see her face when I punched her? #2) Beat that ‘ol lady like a … Read more