(Jeremy in Bed) What the FUCKS going on here.. (Jeremy) I hope you crash your bike and break your two front teeth, while you leave me here in the trenches takin’ grenades you selfish son-of-a-bitch!! –Congradulations, Kathleen. –Thank you. –Hell of a season, pal. –Hell of a season. …Harry Potter, if he existed… 1) Why … Read more
Accuracy equals focusing on a point. Arrow makers were called fletchers. That’s where the last name came from. Clowns get hit with pies. How’s the weather business? I mean, I’m not just this two-dimensional guy they recognize. I do have a relationship to them. I’m fast food. If you don’t want your father to think … Read more
-Daddy, what’s a war? -Well, a war is when people hurt other people, and people like Daddy try to stop them. -He say he deserter. -Bullshit! He’s a lookout. -I can hear you laughing, you know. -I’m not laughing. I’m marveling. -At what? -That you can find stubbornness in your children and think it comes … Read more