Top iphone pick up lines: How to subtly mention your new iphone when picking up a girl at a bar

There she is. Sitting there at the bar. Time to make your move. But what do  you say? You start to get a little nervous. Then you remember. “Oh yeah. I have a new iphone. And some oh so witty pick up lines.” You relax. You walk up to her casually and say: I’m no Fred … Read more

Redneck Pickup Lines: Top Funny Bar Pick Up Lines Used by Rednecks

These popular redneck pickup lines were obtained by InnocentEnglish- the first site to acquire them- by sending out private investigators into redneck bars across the South. These brave women put on very uncomfortable cowboy boots and 6 times their usual amounts of make up in order to attract redneck men at many different bars. They … Read more

Paris Hilton Finishes Difficult Sentence. Says She’ll Never Be Behind Bars Again

June 21, 2007. InnocentEnglish.com News Wire Paris Hilton finished a difficult sentence yesterday, which is unusual for the heiress who often forgets what she is saying in the middle of them. She was speaking to another inmate at the prison, when she was overheard by a guard talking about how she used to go to … Read more