–I look good in a mink coat, honey. –You look good in a shower curtain. A copper? A copper, how do you like that, boys? All I ever had was Ma. Always ‘somebody tipped them off.’ Never ‘the cops are smart.’ Ask him how my mother is. Cody Jarrett. He finally got to the top … Read more
*singing* When you’re worried and you can’t sleep, just count your blessings instead of sheep… –I got along very well in the Army without you. –It took 15,000 men to take my place. -How can a guy that ugly have the nerve to have sisters? -Very brave parents. 1) How do you do? 2) Mutual, … Read more
…I tell them to make me look like gwenyth paltrow and i come off the table looking like fricken shrek! 1.) Oh my god, she’s going to have a B.F. 2.) A B.F? 1.) A Bitch Fit !!! All that for a bag?! It’s not just a bag, it’s PRADA! Are you naughty or nice?Sorry … Read more