Movie Quotes from White Chicks: Quotes from the movie White Chicks

…I tell them to make me look like gwenyth paltrow and i come off the table looking like fricken shrek!

1.) Oh my god, she’s going to have a B.F. 2.) A B.F? 1.) A Bitch Fit !!!

All that for a bag?! It’s not just a bag, it’s PRADA!

Are you naughty or nice?Sorry not interested!Ill take that as naughty

Come on guys open up, its your turn for the sleepover! Be right there were braiding our vaginas

darel man were are you this guy tryed to kiss me hes sang to me and on top of that hes been fartting for the last 20 min. Darel:ok ok im coming im oln my way (both hang up the phone) denzel: oh, cottontail white chick: im coming nigga

Dear Mr. Royla Hamptons, Im A white woman in america!

Did I say hot?…. I meant NOT!

Don’t hate me ‘cuz you ain’t me

Eeeasy…I won’t bight…Unless you ask me to

fo shizzle ma dizzle

Hasta la vista, schwarzanegro.

hi im cellulite sally…..look im tina tha talking tummy

hi im ceullite sally, oh yea and whos this, oh yeah its backfat betty, now who could’ve said that? oh yea its tina the talking tummy!!!! somebody throw shamu back into the ocean!

hold my poodle!

Hold my poodle. HOLD MY POODLE!!


i just hope stacys plane crashes on her way here — OMG STACY– what you were thinking it — i know but you said it, you know she jst hates you because you slept with her boyfriend– who cares i sleep with EVERYBODIES boyfriend

i know you hookers don’t think this is over yet!

i tell them to make me look like gwyneth paltro and i come off the table looking like freakin Shrek.. Oh my gosh. im going to have a BF. whats a bf? SHES GOING TO HAVE A BITCH FIT!

I’ll have a panty dropper, a screaming orgasm, a slow comfortable screw bartender: and for you? Brittany: A blue balls on the rocks? Karen: I’ve tryed that, thats a really good drink!

I’m calling your boss, no I’m gonna call the owner of the company, better yeat, I’m gonna write a letter!

its tina the talking tummy!!!

Latrell : Eassyyy white chocolate, I wouldn’t want you to melt.

Latrell: the decit the deception someone get this jigaboo away from me

Nice going Baskin and Robin.
Or should I say Hag n’ Daz?

Well, well, well if it isn’t Ben and Jerry?

oh my god, ur lips!!!
oh my god, ur nose !

Oh my God…i think i’m going to have a bf…what does that mean…i’m goin to have a Bitch fit

OH what a beautiful chocolate man! ha ha haha!!

OMG do u know wat this means. wat. its tiem to go (in a really high voice) SHOPPING.

Once you go black, you go home in a wheel chair

only the hottest ppl r going to be there, and only the hottest of the hottest r going to make it onto the cover of hamptons magasine

Oopsie, I did a poopsie

sorry there new!!

squeeze me ??

Teach him to say Yo quero taco bell

Tell Latrell if he wants to use protection, there’s an extra shower curtain in the bathroom!

Thanks Rico Suave

These bitches on some other shit!

this is ain’t a week end
it’s THE week end

tiffaby : Oh my God, Brittany!
brittany : you were thinking it
tiffany: i know, but you said it !!!

Tori: I am so glad I got waxed today.
Karen: Ugh, me too. What did you get?
Tori: The Bald Eagle.
Karen: I got the Bermuda Triangle.
Lisa: The Landing Strip.
Marcus [as Tiffany Wilson] I got the Buckwheat.
Karen: Ewww, that’s sick.
Marcus [as Tiffany Wilson] Ahh, what a beautiful sunny day!
[shadow falls over body]
Marcus: Oh, my God, what happened to the sun? Ahh!
Latrell: Easy white chocolate, I wouldn’t want you to melt.
Marcus [as Tiffany Wilson] Yeah, hasta la vista Schwarzenegro. Okay, bye.

triple t k a- time to totally kick ass!

Triple-T K A Time To Totally Kick Ass

Ur mom is so stupid that she exercises wen she can just get lyposuction or something!

What a nice chocolate man…did anyone ever tell you, you look like Denzel Washington

you beautiful chocolate man, has anyone ever told you, you look just like denzel wasinghton

You can’t say the N word! –No one’s around!


You mean that you are not-Yes I am NOT a woman-WHITE! You diceived me! Did anyone tell you this is an ALL white party? Huh? Somebody get this jigaboo away from me!

Your mom is so stupid she goes to Gucci and trys to buy…Prada!!

Your Momma’s so stupid, she exercies when she could get like, liposuction

Your mother is so stupid, she went to Dr. Dre for a pap smear!

Your mother’s ass is soo hairy, It looks like Don King is gonna pop out and say, Only in America

Your mothers so old her breast milk is powder
You breast feed like this *poof*

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