(seen on a sign) PISS STAINS MAMA’S BOY 1) Haven’t you noticed unusual activity? 2)It’s from the badger milk. I bought it from the TV. 1) hey mange maybe this year you wont piss in your pants and cry for you mother 2)dont worry no one else remember that. 3)yu-who (man in crowd has sign … Read more
”HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!” ‘Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.’ ‘Guess what I am.’ ‘A zit.’ (1) Excuse me sir, is this the Delta house? (2) Sure, c’mon in. (1)How does it feel to be an independent, Schoenstein? (2)How does it feel to be an asshole, Niedermayer? … Read more
(G)Lady, just why do you have so many children? *Well, because I love my husband.(G)I love my cigar too, but I take it out once-in-awhile. –How much would you charge to run into an open manhole? –Just the cover charge. –Well, drop in sometime. 1) I got ace of spades…he’s got ace of spades. ha … Read more