Movie Quotes from Animal House: Quotes from the movie Animal House

”HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!”

‘Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.’

‘Guess what I am.’ ‘A zit.’

(1) Excuse me sir, is this the Delta house? (2) Sure, c’mon in.

(1)How does it feel to be an independent, Schoenstein?
(2)How does it feel to be an asshole, Niedermayer?

(1)I think I’m in love with a retard. (2)Is he bigger than me?

(coughing in unison) Blow job! Blow bob!…Eat me! Eat me!

(singing)I gave my love a cherry that had no stem. I gave my love a chicken that had no bones. I gave my love a story that had no end. I gave—

(singing)I gave my love a cherry, that had no stem. I gave my love a chicken, that had no bones. I gave my love a story that had no end. I gave—

(with marshmallow puff in mouth) See if you can guess what I am now. (pushes down on cheeks, exploding it) I’m a zit. Get it?

(Woman falls through window and lands on boy’s bed) Boy:Thank you, God!!

–We already met.
–Super! Then you’ll have a lot to talk about.

-Will this make me go schizo?
-It’s a distinct possibility

… and everyone thought The Stork here was brain-damaged.

…and could you get three dates for my friends?

0.0

1) Don’t worry man I’m Pre-Law
2) I thought you were Pre-Med
1) Same thing.

1) My advice to you is to start drinking heavily. 2) Better listen to him Flounder. He’s pre-med.

1) She’ll take this seriously 2) Does this thing talk?

1)(Name),I’m so glad you could come. 2)Cut the crap. Give me a drink.

1)Don’t you have any respect for yourself? 2)This is just gross. That boy is a P-I-G–PIG.

1)Going out tonight? 2)No, she broke our date. 1)Washing her hair? 2)Dead mother.

1)Hey, I could get in trouble. 2)That’s right. So, stay cool.

1)I lied to you too. 2)Oh, yeah? What about? 1)I’m only 13.

1)I said, what a shame that a few bad apples had to spoil the fun for everyone by breaking the rules. 2)Put a sock in it!

1)I think I’m in love with a retard.
2)Is he taller than me?

1)Mine’s bigger than yours. 2)I beg your pardon? 1)My cucumber, it’s bigger than yours. Vegetables can be so sensuous, don’t you think? 2)No. People are sensuous, vegetables are sensual.

1)She broke her date. 2)Washing her hair? 1)Dead mother.

1)Tell those assholes to shut up 2)(yelling)Shut up you assholes!

1)They took the bar, the whole fucken bar.
2)Yea, they even confiscated the shit we didn’t steel.

1)Vegetables can be really sensuas, don’t ya think? 2)No. Vegetables are sensual, people are sensuas.

1)What am I…a zit get it.

1)What is that on your uniform?
2)Its a pledge pin.
1)A PLEDGE PIN, ON YOUR UNIFORM!!

1)You guys up for a toga party? 2)Toga! Toga! Toga!

1)Your name will be Pinto. 2)Why Pinto? 1)(burps)Why not?!

1. She broke our date. 2. Washing her hair? 1. Dead Mother

1. Vegetables are very sensual, don’t you think? 2. No. 1. Excuse me? 2. Vegetables are sensuous. People are sensual.

1. War’s over, man, Wormer dropped the big one.
2. Over? Did you say OVER? NOTHING is over until WE decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? HELL NO!
3. Germans?
4. Forget it, he’s rolling.
2. And it aint over now. ‘Cause when the going gets tough…. The tough get going! So, who’s with me! Let’s go! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh…..

1. Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor ? Hell no.
2. Don’t, he’s on a roll.

1. What the f*ck happened to the Delta I used to know? Where’s the spirit? Where’s the guts?! This could be the best day of our lives, but you’re gonna make it the worst. (Mockingly) Oh, we’re afraid to go with you, Bluto, we might get in trouble. Well then just kiss my ass from now on! Not me, I’m not gonna take this! Wormer, he’s a dead man! Marmalade, dead! NEIDERMYER…
2. Dead! Bluto’s right. Psychotic, but absolutely right. We’ve gotta take these bastards. I think this situation absolutely requires a very stupid and futile gesture on somebody’s part.
1. And we’re just the guys to do it.
3. let’s do it.
1. Let’s DO ITTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1. Why Pinto? 2. (BURP) Why not?!

1. You gonna pork (name)2. pork her 1. your gonna hump her brains out

1.If I was in your shoes, I’d be- 2. Leaving! What a good idea!

1: If I were in your shoes right now I’d be… 2:LEAVING, what a GOOD idea!

::HOLY SHIT!!!!!!::
THERE WERE BLANKS IN THAT GUN::
HOLY SHIT!!!!!::

a wimp and a blimp

And could you get three dates for my friends?

Angel Pinto: LAWRENCE!!! If you lay one finger on that poor, sweet, defensless girl, you will hate yourself forever! …..I’m proud of you, Lawrence!

Devil Pinto: YOU HOMO!!

Bluto talking to Kent:…and from now on, your name will be……..Flounder

Bluto: HOLY SHIT!!!
D-Day: There were blanks in that gun!
Flounder: I didnt even point it at him!
Bluto: HOLY SHIT!!!
D-Day: There WERE blanks in that gun!
Flounder: Maybe he had a heart attack?
Bluto: HOLY SHIT!!!!!

Bluto: Holy shite! (meanwhile Otter talking) Holy shite!

Boone, I anticipate a deeply religious experience.

Can I just massage your thighs while you eat?

Can we dance wif yo dates?

Christ! Seven years of college down the drain, might as well join the fuckin’ Peace Corps!

Christ!!!
Seven years of college down the drain.
Might as well join the fuckin’ peace corp.

Cut the crap. Give me a drink.

Daniel Simpson Day… has no grade point average. All classes incomplete.

Daniel Simpson Day: has no grade point average, all courses incomplete.

Dis could be very perilous fo you. If I was you I’d be….
LEAVING what a great idea!

Do you mind if we dance with yo dates?

Do you mind if we dance with your dates.

Do you mind if we dance with your dates?

Does this thing talk

Does you mind if we dancff with yo dates? Why no… go right ahead.

Don’t flatter yourself, Otter, it wasn’t that great.

Don’t write this down, but I find Milton probably as boring as you find Milton. Mrs. Milton found him boring too. He’s a little bit
long-winded, he doesn’t translate very well into our generation, and
his jokes are terrible.

Double secret probation?

Drop and give me twenty!

Eric Stratton, rush chairman, Damned glad to meet you!

Face it Kent, you didn’t throw up in front of Dean Wormer,… you threw up ON Dean Wormer.

Face it, Flounder. You didn’t throw up in front of Dean Wormer, you threw up on Dean Wormer.

Face it, you ficked up. You trusted us.

Fat disgusting slob…YOU’RE A GODDAMNED DISGRACE!!!

Fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through your life son….

Flounder: I can’t believe I threw up at Dean Wormer.
Otter: Face it, Flounder…you threw up ON Dean Wormer!

Flounder: I can’t believe I threw up in front of Dean Wermer!

Otter: Face it, Flounder: you threw up on Dean Wermer!

Food Fight!!!

Food King, Food King, Food King.

For God’s Sake officer, they’re looting the Food King.

Fuck her. Fuck her brains out. Suck her tits. Squeeze her buns. You’ll never get a chance like this.

get off the mailbox, it is government property

Grab a brew, don’t cost nothin’.

Grab a brew, don’t cost nothing

Grab a brew. Don’t cost nothin’.

Grab and seat and make yourself at home.

Greg honey, is it supposed to be this soft?

Guess what i am now…a zit!

Have a beer — it don’t cost nothin’.

He can’t do that to our pledges? Only WE can do that to our pledges

He’s right! He’s absolutely right! You know what we need to do? Together: Toga party. Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga!

Hey Lonny (It’s Larry), this is Mohammed, Jugdish, Clayton, Sydney

Hey Otis!!!

Hey! Nice tie! 90% rayon!

HEY! What’s all this lyin’-around shit?!…NOTHING is over until WE decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no! And it ain’t over now! ‘Cause when the going gets tough…(long pause)…the tough get going!…What the fuck happened to the Delta I used to know? Where’s the spirit? Where’s the guts, huh? This could be the greatest night of our lives – but you’re gonna let it be the WORST. (mocking) Oh, we’re afraid to go with you, Bluto. We might get in trouble. WELL, JUST KISS MY ASS FROM NOW ON! NOT ME! I’M NOT GONNA TAKE THIS! WORMER, HE’S A DEAD MAN! MARMALARD, DEAD! NIEDERMEYER…dead!…LET’S DO IT!

Hey, Guess what i am?…A zit, get it!

Hi, Eric Stratton, Rush chairman. Damn glad to meet you.

Hi, that was Eric Stratton, rush chairman. He was damn glad to meet you.

HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT

Holy shit-a

HOLY SHIT.. I put blanks in that gun..HOLY SHIT, I didn’t even point the gun at him, there were blanks in the gun…HOLY SHIT

HOLYSHIT! HOLYSHIT!

how does it feel to be an a**hole Neidermeyer ?

How does it feel to get kicked out of school, Delta? How does it feel to be an asshole, Needimeir?

I believe the cucumber is the most sensual of all vegetables.

I here to pick up my date, Fawn Liebewicz

I think you’d be glad later if you weren’t here now.

I won’t go skitso will I?

I’ll write ya a note. I’ll say you’re too well to attend.

I’m a zite. Get it?!

I’m not joking. This is my job.

I’ve done a lot of things you don’t know about.

If I was you, I’d be- LEAVING! What a good idea!

im a zit! Get it?

Is that any way to treat an intimate friend?

It was the Deltas against the rules…the rules lost.

It’s not gonna be an orgy, it’s a toga party.

It’s not gonna be an orgy, its a toga party.

Its so good to be back here at the Dexter Lane Club. Hit-tit!

Katie: Is this really what your gonna do for the rest of your life.
Boone: What do you mean?
Katie: I mean Hangin around with a bunch of animals getting drunk every weekend
Boone: No, after I graduate I’m gonna get drunk everynight
Katie: I think I’m in love with a retard.
Boone: Is he bigger than me?

Kent is a legacy, Otter. His brother was a ’59, Fred Dorfman.

Knowledge is good!

Ladies and gentlemen, I’ll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took advantage of our female party guests. (We did.) But you can’t hold a whole fraternity responsible for the actions of a few sick, perverted individuals. For if you do, then you have to blame the entire fraternity system. And if the entire fraternity system is guilty, then is this not an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg! Is this not an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do what you want to us – but I am not going to stand here and listen to you bad-mouth the United States of America!

left, left , left, right, left, my boots are heavy, my pants are tight, my balls are swinging from left to right, left, left, left, right, left

Let me give you a hint, she’s got a couple of major league Yabbos.

Lets stop this now. CHARGE!!!

Little more little more (BAM!!!!) that’s good.

Lizardbreath is an animal!

May I have 10,000 marbles please?

May I have 10,000 marbles, please.

Maybe he had a heart attack.

Meanwhile your ass belongs to me…

Mind if we dance with your dates?

mine is bigger then that ….my cucumber that is.

Mom, Dad, this is Larry Kroger. The boy who molested me last month? We have to get married.

Mr Dorfman.

Hello.

0.2! Fat, Drunk and Stupid is no way to go through life son.

Mr. Hoover, 4 c’s and an F, 1.6 Grade Point Average. Fine example you set. Mr. Kroger, 2c’s, 2d’s and an F. 1.2 Grade Point Average, congratulations Kroger you lead the Delta pledge class. Daniel Simpson Day, has no Grade Point Average, all courses incomplete. Mr. Blu– Mr. Blutarsky, 0.0.

Mrs. Wormer, I’m so glad you could come.

My advice to you is to begin drinking heavily

My advice to you is to start drinking heavily

My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.

My advice to you: Start drinking heavily.

My advise to you is to start drinking heavily!!

My brother, Fred, was a Delta. That makes me a legacy.

My dad would kill me if he knew I was going to a frat house. Can I meet you there?

Nice Fish

No prisoners!

Oh no! We’re afraid to follow you, Bluto-we might get in trouble. Well, just kill my ass from now on! Wormer – dead man! Marmelard – dead! NIEDERMEYER- DEAD

Oh, we’re afraid to go with you Bluto. We might get in trouble. Well, just kiss my ass from now on!

OTIS!!!!! My Man!

Otis, my man!

Otter: Bluto’s right. Psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons. But that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody’s part.
Bluto: We’re just the guys to do it.

Otter: He can’t treat our pledges like that!

Boone: Yeah! Only we can treat our pledges like that!

Over? It’s not over! was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbour?
Germans?
Shh, he’s rolling.

Over? Did you say ‘over’? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

Over? Did you say over? Nothing is over until we decide it is. Was it over when the Germans bombed PEarl Harbor?

Over? Did you say over? Its not over until we decided it is

Person 1: Do you mind if we dance with your dates? Person 2: Not at all. Person 1: If I had a date like that I would be Person 2 interrupts: LEAVING! What a good idea!

Person 1: So what, after you graduate college you’re going to get drunk every weekend? Person 2: No! After I graduate college, I’m going to get drunk every night! Person 1: (Name) I think I’m in love with a retard!

Person 1: Who did this to you? Person 2: Oh you know, Greggy and Georgy and the rest of the Hitler youth

president:I…State your name. pledges: I…state your name president:do hearby pledge allegence to the frat. pledges: do hearby pledge allegence to the frat. president: With liberty and fraternity for all pledges: AMEN!

Remain calm, all is well.

Say, is that a clip-on by any chance?

See if you can guess what I am now (squeezes his cheeks that are full of potatoes) a Zit! Get it!

See if you can guess what I am now.

See if you can guess what I am now. A ZIT! Get it? I’m a zit!

See if you can guess what i am now. I’m a zit, get it!!

See if you can guess what I am now…….I’m a zit!

Shama Lama Ding Dong.

she should be good looking, but we’re willing to trade looks for a certain…morally casual attitude…

Shout.

Singing: Let me tell you bout some friends I know. They’re kinda crazy but you’ll dig the show, they can party till the break of dawn. And with Delta Tao Ki you cant go wrong. (animal house)

Take it easy, I’m in pre-law man…..I thought you were pre-med?…..What’s the difference?

thank you sir, can i have another?

Thank you sir, may I have another

Thank you sir, may I have another?

Thanks. I needed that.

That boy is a P-I-G Pig!

That was Eric Straten, Rush Chairman, and he was damn glad to meet you.

The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female guests. We did. [winks] But you can’t hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few sick, twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn’t we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn’t this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg: Isn’t this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we’re not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America!

The negroes stole our girlfriends!

The Negroes took our dates.

The time has come for someone to put their foot down, and that foot is me.

They confiscated everything, even the stuff we didn’t steal

THEY TOOK THE BAR! THE WHOLE F**KING BAR!

they took the bar!! the whole fucking bar

THEY TOOK THE BAR, THE WHOLE FUCKING BAR!!!

They took the bar. The whole f***ing bar.

This is Sissy, my steady girl.

Those ASSHOLES must have stolen the wrong fucking exam!

Toga! Toga! Toga!

TOGA!!!!!!

Try and guess what I am right now…….
*fills mouth and smashes cheeks*
I’m a zit

Twistin’ the night away.

Unless of course they were a total closet case….Like Fred.

Wait till Otis sees us. He loves us

was it over when the germans bombed pearl harbor

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor!?!

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

We all got expelled last night.

We have an old saying in Delta, Don’t get mad, get even!

We’ll say you parked your car out back last night, and when you woke up, it was gone.

We’re in trouble. I just checked with the guys at the Jewish house
and they said that every one of our answers on the Psych test was wrong.

We’re in trouble. I just checked with the guys at the Jewish house and they said that every one of our answers on the Psych test was wrong

We’re on double-secret probation, whatever that is. We can’t afford to have a toga party.

Well sir, we were really hoping our midterms would really bring up our grades.

Well what the hell are we supposed to do you moron

Well what the hell we suppose to do you moron?

Well you can do what you want to us, but we’re not gonna sit here and let you bad mouth the United States of America!!!!

Well, what the hell are we s’posed to do, ya moron?!

Well, what the hell we s’posed ta do ya moron?

What about that horse? Is there anything you hate more than that horse?

What am I….what am I….a ZIT!!!

What am I?… a zit!

What are we sposed to do, ya moron?

What is that on your uniform? A pledge pin. A PLEDGE PIN? ON YOUR UMIFORM?

What kind of man are you … TO HARM A DEFENSLESS ANIMAL …. I got a good mind to slap your fat face ……. NOW DROP AND GIVE ME 20!!!

What the hell are we supposed to do you moron

What the hell we s’posed to do ya mo-ron.

What the hell we s’posed to do, ya moron?

what the hell we suppose to do ya moran

WHAT’S WITH THIS LYIN AROUND SHIT, HUH!!!???!??!?!?!?

What? Over? Did you say over? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

When I graduate I am gonna get drunk every night.

When I graduate I am gonna get drunk everynight

When the going gets tough, the tough get going!

Who did this to you? Oh, you know, Greggie and Georgie and the rest of the hitler youth.

Who dumped a whole truck-load of fizzies into the swim-meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode.

Who dumped a whole truckload of fizzies into the swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode

Who is it? You’ll have to come back later, I’m doing the dishes.

Why don’t you get Nidermayer on the case? He’s a little shit just like you are.

Women, can’t live with’em, can’t live without’em

Wonderful World.

Would anybody like to smoke some pot?

Yeah, He can’t do that to our pledges. Only WE can do that to our pledges.

You can take your thumb out of my ass anytime now, Carmine.

You F**ked up. You trusted us.

You guys playing cards?

You’d better listen to him. He’s pre-Med.

You’ll have to come back later, I’m doing the dishes.

You’re a P-I-G pig!

Your Delta name is…. Flounder.
Why Flounder?
WHY NOT!

Zero point zero

~i think i’m in love with a retard.
~is he bigger than me?

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