1: Where are we going?
2: Take the old mission road, some crazy ass biker’s got himself munched on by a horde of tomatoes.
1: But what can we do?
2: We can keep it quiet, that’s what!
Actually, doctor, tomatoes are fags.
And today the president closed the nation’s last remaining submarine base at Groton, Connecticut. When asked why he had made the startling decision the president responded, ‘Those funny little black ships just keep sinking anyway.’
Anybody have some ketchup?
First we have to convince the little housewife out there that the tomato which ate the family pet is not dangerous.
I can say without fear of contradiction, that under no circumstances and at no time, has that current administration expended any public moneys whatsoever for the purchase of the fluffy flower print toilet paper.
last year more people were killed by
Last year, more people were killed by automobile accidents, heart attacks, lung cancer, and natural causes combined than by any one tomato.
The mindmaker song.
This is Sam Smith, he’s our undercover expert! He’s only disguised as Adolf Hitler.
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