#1 What the hell are Gators? #2 Football… College. #1 Morons. #2 Uh huh. (in russian accent) We sponsor girls softball team. ….Yes, and if you don’t calm down you’ll be wearing MY handcuffs in YOUR Godamn house. 1) Make her stop! God in heaven, make her stop! She wants my soul!!2) Arugula! Arugula! Arrrrrrrrugula! … Read more
–Can you tell me the price of this bed? –Eight thousand dollars. –Why that’s preposterous! I can get the same bed anywhere in town for twenty-five dollars. –Yes, but not with me in it! –I’ll take your picture. Hey! Look at me and laugh. –I’ve been doing that for 20 years. –Look at me and … Read more
–American? –Yeah, I came over here during the war and couldn’t find my way home. –Did you find what you wanted? –Yes, thanks. –I could make your business my business. –You wouldn’t like it, the pay’s too small. –What’s wrong with you? –Nothing you can’t fix. –You go too far, Marlowe. –Those are hard words … Read more