So this is Hell. And there’s a crucifix in it. People in this country aren’t interested in details. They only trust headlines. #1: Let’s try walking #2: Holding the sandwich? #1: I was adorable once. Young and full of hope! And now look at me, I’m this fat, short, insecure, middle-aged THING! #2: I made … Read more
1)I need a bath! I need a manicure! I need to sleep! 2)I need a beer! 1. What are you doing here? 2. Being shot in the butt! 555-7000. I hate to be an old woman, MaryAnn, but my paranoia keeps me alive. I just took a shower with the cockroach from hell — he’s … Read more
Monic-Russel, There are beer cans in the trash in the kitchen, there are beer cans in the trash in the bathroom, there are beer cans in the trash in the basement, What does that say ? Russil- were out of beer? *Flashback* (Doyle jumps off the roof with an umbrella in hand) Bud: Fly, Mary … Read more