–Knock them dead. –They’re already dead in Seattle. Action, Jake. Detective: Come on, Scully. Tell the truth. You fucked her and you kept them for a souvenier. Jake Scully: No. Detective: No what, you didn’t fuck her or keep her panties? Jake: No to both of them. Detective: Well maybe you’re just a harmless panty … Read more
–Don’t you have a home, John? –Well, this is my home, you know that. –Retirement doesn’t suit you, does it? –No, sir. And I want you all to check the back of it, all right, to make sure that there are no stray bits of punched-out paper called ‘card-hole-aggregate-debris.’ Or what the, uh, what the … Read more
Alice, listen. I don’t want to sleep with Ted, and Bob does not want to sleep with you. First, we’ll have an orgy. Then we’ll go see Tony Bennett. First, we’ll have an orgy. Then we’ll go see Tony Bennett. hiiiiiii captain,i am jebus I do hide my feelings……I’m…afraid of you. Now, you wouldn’t want … Read more