1): We’re gonna come out of this war rich! 2): You’re gonna come out rich. We’re gonna come out dead. Actor1: Nately died a wealthy man. He had over sixty shares in the syndicate. Actor2: What difference does that make? He’s dead. Actor1: Then his family will get it. Actor21: He didn’t have time to … Read more
–Do you know why the Yankees always win? –Becuase they’ve got Mantle? –No. It’s becuase the other team’s too busy staring at the pin stripes. –How did you do it, Frank? How did you cheat on the bar exam in Louisiana? –I didn’t cheat. I studied for two weeks, and I passed. –What’s your rank? … Read more
A family crisis brings out the best and the worst in every member of the family. Big Daddy, Big Daddy………….what makes him so big? Is it his big heart, his big belly…..or his big money. Big Daddy: I’ve built an empire, boy. Brick: Well I have seen you out there on your empire and the … Read more