–Do you know why the Yankees always win?
–Becuase they’ve got Mantle?
–No. It’s becuase the other team’s too busy staring at the pin stripes.
–How did you do it, Frank? How did you cheat on the bar exam in
Louisiana?
–I didn’t cheat. I studied for two weeks, and I passed.
–What’s your rank?
–I’m a co-pilot.
–Right seat. I figured as much. You look too young to be a pilot.
-Do you want to go to prison?
-You’re going to have to catch me.
-Want to hear me tell a joke?
-Knock Knock
*Who’s there?
-Go fuck yourselves.
1) Wanna hear me tell a joke? 2) Yea sure 1) Knock, knock 2) Who’s there? 1) go fuck yourselves!
1) You know why the Yankees always win?
2) Cause they got Mickey Mantel
1) No. Its cause people cant stop staring at those damn pinstripes
1. Do you concur? 2. Concur? Concur with what? 1. With what he just said. 2. Well, the boy fell off his bike…he told us that. 1. Well then I can see you don’t need me here. Good work, men. (1 walks away.) 2. Damn it, why didn’t I concur?
1. My name isn’t Frank. I’m not a doctor, or a lawyer, I’m not any of those things I said. I’m only 17! A name doesn’t matter, right? If you love me, you won’t care what my real name is and you’ll come with me. Say you love me and you’ll come with me. 2. You’re not a Lutheran?
1. We let him get away 2. No Carl, you let him get away
1: He hasn’t got a passport. 2: In the last two weeks he’s gone to Harvard and Berkeley. I think he can get a passport.
Are you a pilot? i sure am little lady
Are you dead-heading?
Barry Allen…The Flash.
Carl Hanratty: Do you wanna hear me tell a joke?
Agent Fox: Yes, I’d like to hear you tell a joke?
Carl Hanratty: Knock, knock!
Agent Fox: Who’s there?
Carl Hanratty: Go fuck yourself!
Carl Hanratty: Wanna hear a joke?
FBI Agents: Sure, let’s hear it.
Carl Hanratty: Knock Knock.
FBI Agents: Who’s there?
Carl Hanratty: (thinks) Go fuck yourselves.
Carl, that was really good.
Dad: You know why the Yankess win all their games?
Frank: Because they have Mickey Mantle.
Dad: No. It’s because of the pinstripes.
Do you wanna hear me tell a joke?
Yes, I’d like to hear you tell a joke?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Go fuck yourself!
Even better.
Frank, you’re not a Lutheran?
He’s so fine.
how could you guys forget this one
your mothers lookin for a job? what’s she gonna be, a shoe salesman at a centipede farm *both laugh*
I got the world on a string.
I guess all we have to do is catch him…
I’m betting he can get a passport.
I’m jumping puddles for the next few months. Gotta earn my keep running leap frogs for the weak and weary.
I’m not a doctor. I never went to medical school. And I’m not a lawyer or a Harvard graduate or a Lutheran.
Is that the truth? Is that the truth, Frank?
K-E-LL-Y, has anyone here seen Kelly?
k-e-doubleL-y, has anyone here see Kelly?
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Go fuck yourself.
Knock Knock. Who’s there. Go fuckyourselves.
merry christmas
Merry Christmas, Frank.
Oh my, a doctor and a lawyer. I’d say Brenda hit the jackpot.
people only know what you tell them
Sometimes it’s easier to live the lie.
Stop chasing me!
The house always wins.
Two mice fell into a bowl of cream. The first mouse gave up and died
right away. The second mouse fought and swam until he churned that cream into butter and he crawled his way out. I am that second mouse.
Two mice fell into a bowl of cream. The first mouse quickly gave up and drowned. The second mouse fought and struggled until he churned that cream into butter and he crawled his way out. I am that second mouse.
We’ll be traveling at 6,000 miles per hour with an altitude of 300 feet.
You always said that liars had lots of fear. So I’m trying my hardest not to be scared.
You’re a romantic.
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