–He wants to produce something of mine. –Yeah, your first child. –He’s an American phenomenon. –Yeah, like acid rain. –I told you I’m putty in your hands. –What am I gonna do with a handful of putty? –If you play your cards right, you could have my body. –Wouldn’t you rather leave it to science? … Read more
Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed. Quick Break Pic of the Day. Caption this Pic! Â Actual Medical Record Entries Mistakes From Doctors Discharge status: alive but without permission. The patient … Read more
–Could we see a wine list? –That’s cute. –The morons are my friends. –Your friends are bumbling idiots. Danke Schoen. I’ll find you. Wherever you go, I’ll find you. I’m glad he didn’t get something flashy. I’m glas he didn’t get something flashy. No smoking? No drinking? What kind of country is this? So, we … Read more