Movie Quotes from Crimes and Misdemeanors: Quotes from the movie Crimes and Misdemeanors

–He wants to produce something of mine.
–Yeah, your first child.

–He’s an American phenomenon.
–Yeah, like acid rain.

–I told you I’m putty in your hands.
–What am I gonna do with a handful of putty?

–If you play your cards right, you could have my body.
–Wouldn’t you rather leave it to science?

-What will happen if a man kills another man?
-One way or another, they will be punished.
-If they are caught

A strange man defecated on my sister.

Great. Now I can get rid of my few remaining teeth.

He sat on me and went to the bathroom

I can’t watch his stuff. It’s sub-mental.

If he’s not caught, that which originates from a balck deed will blossom in a foul manner. Wehther it’s the Old Testament or Shakespeare, murder will out.

If you want a happy ending, you should go see a Hollywood movie.

My husband and I fell in love at first sight…Maybe I should have taken a second look.

Show business is dog-eat-dog. It’s worse than dog-eat-dog. It’s
dog-doesn’t-return-other-dog’s-phone-calls. Which reminds me…I should check my answering service.

The last time I was inside a woman I was in the Statue of Liberty.

We haven’t slept together in months. April 20th, I remember the date exactly ’cause it was Hitler’s birthday.

What is the guy so upset about? You’d think nobody was ever compared to Mussolini before?

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