–Guess that makes us lucky. –I’ll settle for smart. –Who does he owe it to? –This guy. This Russian guy. –If I were you, I’d get a new old man. I don’t feel anything for them, okay? They’re marks. It’s my experience people are more likely to give money to someone who looks like they … Read more
“Lenny works out in the garden wearing the lime green gloves of a dead woman.” I didn’t like his stinking looks. I had a bad day. I’m having a real bad day. I’m not liberal…I was just lonely. Oh, how I love birthday cake. Those polka dots just dripped right into the water. we just … Read more
B movies have always been my inspiration. China Blue, alias Joanna Crane, alias Peter Shane. I’m a hooker. You’re a trick. Why ruin a perfect relationship? It’s truly an honour to be named ‘Miss Liberty 1984’. Stop, we just got cable. This is the fantasy business, Reverend. You can have any truth you want. Whoses … Read more