1) Shit! 2) What? 1) Motherfucker made me lose a pack of cigarettes. 2) A pack of cigarettes? (laughs) I thought you were worried about your leg or something. 1) What, and that’s shit’s funny to you? 2) (stops laughing abrupty) naw,it aint funny.. Ain’t that a groove. Don’t you ever, in your life, bite … Read more
–Do you like cops? –Only when they are not behind my rear-view mirror. 1/_You locked yourself in, asshole! 2/_Yeah, just you and me, asshole! 2. First Johnny Squares, Then Molly Fisher, Now Nolan Kennard. Like I said Harry, Celebrities, they always die… 1. In threes, yeah. 2. Yeah, but at least he went out with.. … Read more
1 Raisins? 2 Yuck. 3 Wait a minute, who gave us half a roll? 4 (talking with his mouth full) I’m eating the other half. 3 Come on. 4 You want me to put it back? I mean, if I was ever going to buy a desk set… twice! I would probably buy this one, … Read more